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The Xbox Sucks[edit]

The Xbox Sucks yes I repeated myself get over it anyway the Xbox is for noobs

Satan made a pack with Bill Gates that he would give him extreme intellegince for the price of his soul when Satan came to collect his soul Bill offered to give him hundreds of souls if he let him live now every time someone buys an Xbox Xbox 360 or Xbox Mobile Satan gains more power and you don't want that do you?

  • "Satan made a pack with Bill Gates..." Oh dear me, yes. This is what I like to see. --Anyone 17:39, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
    • I'll repeat myself as well. I fucking hate fanboys. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:42, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
      • Well everyone Fucking Hates you Hinoa and at least Fanboys have freinds unlike you.
        • Where's your proof of that? Oh wait, wrong -pedia; I concur!
          Seriously though, is it necessary to act stupid, just to show the all-powerfullness of the Wii over any other console that gets in its path? --scaley1234 20:29, 24 October 2006 (UTC).
          • to the PISS (wii) console can anyone say shit graphics
          • haha Xbox is gay sega should have never went out of business! Fuckin' Sexbox!!!
            • They didn't, they stopped making consoles... --scaley1234 15:05, 24 December 2006 (UTC).
              • PS3? yes. Xbox? No. Wii? Puu. Skeelz 20:18, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Unless you like Halo...[edit]

The Xbox is the most useless console ever.


Agreed, this should be added into the article.

Trivia Game[edit]

This radio show is Irken approved.

The picture of the Pink Xbox[edit]

I believe that it would be better to put this as its caption:

Design, in response to the "Pink is the new black" statement.

Stupid part.[edit]

The "I JUST WASTED MY MONEY ON A PS3" part is not funny it's stupid and isn't even related to Xbox 360, obviously some idiot with the humor of a dead pig thought it should be there, but it'll be gone before I leave this page.

Xbox Global Warning[edit]

Is the Xbox Really a global warning What do you think ? --RandomVirus 08:57, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Youtube vid DELETED![edit]

DELETED! As it is clearly the product of a PS3 fanboy... --Paco 07:33, 28 May 2008 (UTC)


This article gets vandalized 394,023,492,391 times a second, I think it needs to be protected from new/unregistered users. Theres probably a page for requesting this, but I cant find it. That Guy Behind You 21:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

xbox can take it[edit]

had the cunt for like a week then stpuid fans stopped working and dickhead me lost all the warranty shit so i had to fix it myself --Durryman 23:16, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

ohh yea and to the first comment


hes gona ass fuck you with his lubed up poker for the rest of eternity lol --Durryman 23:19, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

as an xbox 360 fanboy[edit]

i think thats pretty funny lol... even tough it was written by a ps3 fanboy