Template:Rewrite

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Charlie Brown — A little love.jpg Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This article needs love Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
This article is currently in a bad state, but all it needs is a little love.
Please give some love by rewriting it.


Warning: do not edit this template unless you know exactly what you are doing.

The rewrite tag is used to signal other users that the article in question is substandard so they are encouraged to edit it or even restart it. You have several options to choose for.

Usage 1: no parameter

With no parameters supplied, it will display the default Peanuts (soft) option.

  • Example: {{Rewrite}}

Usage 2: weight (unnamed) parameter

You may use the first parameter to give levels of harshness:

  • soft: displays Peanuts, use when you want to signal for minor fixups
Charlie Brown — A little love.jpg Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This article needs love Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
This article is currently in a bad state, but all it needs is a little love.
Please give some love by rewriting it.
  • medium: displays Nip & Tuck, use when the article needs a new structure yet the basic idea should be preserved
NipTuck2.JPG Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This article needs liposuction! Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
NipTuck1.JPG
This poor old lady is not in her better shape, but we wish we could trust
your swift hands to bring her back to her former glory.
We mean rewrite it!
  • hard: displays Steamroller, use when the article needs to be totally restarted
Steamroller.JPG Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg THIS ARTICLE NEEDS A STEAMROLLER!!! Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
Sometimes the foundations are so rotten and bad that the only good and constructive action is demolishing everything and starting from scratch. In other words, rewrite this article. It's in such a bad state that you may ignore all of its current contents if you like.


But be a mother fucker! DO IT!!!

  • Example: {{Rewrite|hard}} - strong rewrite (steamroller).

Usage 3: character parameter

You can use the "character" parameter to choose a thematic option. Character rewrites are considered the same as medium rewrite for weight purposes.

  • mrt: if you're feeling nostalgic...
MrT.gif Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg "I PITY THE FOO' THAT DOESN'T FIX THIS CRAP!" Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it.
And make it drink its milk too. Only then can it join The A-Team.
  • simon: if you think the article is horrible
Simonrewrite.jpg Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg "Simon Cowell does not like this article!" Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
Did you honestly come in here thinking you could win this? Really?
You can't write, you've got no sense of humor, and I don't know what you think you look like, love, but... what? Oh.
A million monkeys banging away at typewriters
could write a funnier page than this! Someone please fix this article by rewriting it.

Security!
  • axl: if you want Axl Rose to tell security to make the writer rewrite
Rokcet Queen riot.jpg Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg "W. Axl Rose does not like this article!" Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
It's in my ass, that's where this article is!
Now! Get that guy and take that by rewriting this lame-ass article!
  • trump: if you want Donald Trump to threaten to fire the writer
Trumpfired.jpg Stop hand.png "Donald Trump does not like this article!" Stop hand.png

I've seen funny articles, and this article is not funny.
Many people have worked harder on funnier articles.
You can fix this article by rewriting it or else you're fired!

  • ermey: if you want a drill instructor to give the order to rewrite
Ermey.jpg Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg "Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey does not like this article!" Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
What is this article's major malfunction Private Pyle?
Private Pyle, this article is sheeeeeiiittt! Now drop and give me 300 push-ups by rewriting it.
  • Example: {{Rewrite|character=mrt}} - display the old school Mr. T. rewrite.

Note

Pages with this template are added to Category:Rewrite