Tennis elbow

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“I got tennis elbow from wanking too much.”

~ Oscar Wilde on tennis elbow
Tennis elbow starting to take over the host.

Tennis elbow is a mental condition experienced by over playing the sport of tennis. The elbow (usually attached to the arm of the person playing the sport of tennis that is holding the tennis racket) takes over the mind of the host and attempts to cause mass haemorrhaging to coloured objects (either a tennis ball or gerbil as used in gerbil tennis). Even though it is called “tennis elbow” and is usually a result of playing tennis, street fighters and ninjas are known to have started training in the art of tennis elbow from 1883 for combat purposes. One ninja after being dealt several blows by another ninja using the art of tennis elbow said, “Ouch, that really hurt.” On the street it is often shortened just to “elbow.”

A black and white photo of a player destroyed by a ninja using tennis elbow (not seen easily in the photo as the ninja has used the art of tennis elbow to disguise himself).

Symptoms[edit]

Treatment[edit]

  • Stop playing tennis
  • Be nicer to street fighters or ninjas
  • Stop jacking off all the time
  • Stop playing with my large organ

FUCK SHIT AND PLAY HARDER SIT ON TOILET SEAT AND DO NOTHING...MY DICK IS BIG