“That is all I have to say on the matter.”
“This is a 'that', and that is a 'this', thus...”
“The difference between this and that? That's it!”
“Where the hell did that come from?”
“Don't touch that, you don't know where it's been!”
“That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!”
“Just like that, baby. Ooh yeah, just like that.”
“That's all folks!”
“I wouldn't do that if I were you.”
“How the hell did "That" turn into "Those"?”
“That is that. Wait, why the hell am I here?”
“I'll do anything for love.... but i wont f”
“What is this?!”
“THIS IS SPARTA!!!!”
Often mistaken for this, it, the thing and the doohickey, that has been in existence since 50,000 years before the conception of God - i.e. forever. If that is somehow too hard for you to understand, why don't you just take a look at this instead. That is a mysterious, omnipresent substance which is in every item ranging from the humble bumblebee to the bumblebees who constantly brag about how awesome they are. The most common that-to-other-stuff ratio is pi-to-one. Items and phenomenon which defy description have long been described as being "all that." Despite this, many uninformed people insist on "having none of that."
I might have a penis
In fact, I might have two. at least thats what i see out of the corner of my eyes.
I might have an eye
In fact, I might have two.
Stop Picking At That
I don't know...
Those who are against that associate that with many different types of affliction which include (but are not limited to):
- over zealous nuns
- exploding tubas
- exploding explosions
- asploding asplosions
- not enough fiber in one's diet
- porridge that is too warm
- porridge that is too cold
- porridge that is just right
- death... or worse
- projectile headbutts
- The end of the Universe
- mental instability
- financial freedom
- Uncyclopedia addiction
- none of the above
- all of the above
- 1/8 of the above
- 1/4 of the above
- 3/8 of the above
- 1/2 of the above
- 5/8 of the above
- 3/4 of the above
- 7/8 of the above
- only a little bit but not too much of the above
- And P
- Dumb Blondes
- small penises
- bucket fannys
That has opponents which forcibly attempt to prohibit and eliminate that. They pick at that. They censor that. They cover that up with Whiteout. Despite their efforts, however, that is undeniably as popular now as it has ever been.
Have you ever noticed that, when people say that, they expect you to know what that is.
What 'That' is not
That's not a knife. That's a knife!
That that that that that
This and that have been lumped together by humans for millenia. However, keep in mind that you cannot "Smack This," say, "This's hot," or talk about "All This Jazz," because that would make you a n00b. This and that started out as bitter enemies, engaging in great and terrible wars (great due to the special effects, and terrible because they lasted as long as the typical Dragonball Z fight). Over time, that and this became rivals, and, with the emergence of humanity, begrudgingly work together to prevent humans from noun overload. That is most commonly seen as a noun in reference to one's engorged yet flaccid penis, consisting of more than 6 trillion microscopic boners sprouting from the tip. Template:Incompletestub