That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Myself during my sojourn to the Gymnasium

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WTF dude?! the thing was fucking... me! (after so many years of trying)

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

warming up for a workout, doing my cardio-vascular thing with the Bench press shit and the Stair Master, right? Like, body-builder badass shit.

and this fucking Penis[edit]

bursts out of my fucking boxer shorts, musk all over the place, and instead of going for a sly wank in the shower, it makes a fellatioline straight for my mouth. Like WTF?

so I pulled out my[edit]

testicles and finally got to give myself a blowjob for the first time ever, after years and years of trying (seriously!), and they try to ban me from the gym! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral errectal effusion and a flacid corpus cavernosum.

No, seriously.[edit]

I nearly fucking raped me.

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