That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Myself during my sojourn to the Gymnasium
So there I was
and this fucking Penis
so I pulled out my
testicles and finally got to give myself a blowjob for the first time ever, after years and years of trying (seriously!), and they try to ban me from the gym! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral errectal effusion and a flacid corpus cavernosum.
I nearly fucking raped me.