That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak
Dude, I'm so bummed I didn't get to go to Canada. Like, WTF?
So there I was
and these fucking travel brochures
so I pulled out my
cell phone and bought some plane tickets from my friendly travel agent Beth, and started to head off to the airport, when I realized I was still nailed to the ground by massive yak cock! WTF?
I barely got away with a preposterously distended anal sphincter and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. I nearly went to Canada.