That time I was impregnated by a magic balloon during my sojourn in Dinosaur World
So there I was
and this fucking fire sumo
so I pulled out my
I barely got away with a major unwanted bastard offspring and a severe case of abdominal striae.
No, seriously. It fucking impregnated me.
|Mario • Princess Peach • Toad|
|Antagonists||Donkey Kong • Goomba • Wario|
|Luigis||Gay Luigi • Mama Luigi (Luigi's sojourn • Magic balloon) • Weegee|
|Locations||Mushroom Kingdom • Another Castle® • Yoshi's Park|
|Games||Mario Party • Super Mario Brothers • Super Mario World|
|Whatnot||Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) • Magic mushroom • Mariology • Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape • The Mushroom Kingdom (band)|