That time I was nearly eye-raped by An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective during my sojourn into Uncyclopedia
So there I was
looking at some content in this Uncyclopedia thing, wondering why this fucking thing even has content in the first place. I mean, why do they friggin' call it a content-free encyclopedia anyway? Am I right? ...*anticlimactic silence*...
and this fucking Pee Review
bursts out onto the screen, geek formatting all over the place, and instead of embarrassing the lame author of this article, he freaking praises the shit for its ingenuity.
|Final Score:||43.5375||Outstanding work! You've created one of the great postmodern artworks of our generation. One day, historians will note this page as part of a rising trend in Western literature. However, if you nominate it for VFH, I will vote against it.|
|Reviewer:||16:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC)|
so I pulled out my
No, seriously. It nearly eye-raped me.
But then I saw this image.
Man, I tell ya, that wasn't rape. It was fucking sexual intercourse like you wouldn't believe!