Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was
crawling out of my timemachine, doing my Nigel Marven thing with this Prehistoric shit and the reptile thingies, right? Like, timetraveler paleontologist shit.
and this fucking dinosaur
bursts out of the trees, terrible stench all over the place, and instead of going for these tiny reptiles, he makes a dinosaurline straight for me.
so I pulled out my
minigun and start shooting like a madman, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It almost sucked me into its cloaca (kinda like a vagina).