That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada

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It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and this fucking yak[edit]

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a yakline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit]

knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. It nearly raped me.

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