That time your mom wasn't fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night

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It didn't look kinda like this, and it wasn't fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing wasn't huge at all. Like, WTF?

So there your mom was[edit]

doing housework in the fucking kitchen, doing her Martha Steward thing with the cleaning shit and your dog, right? Like, housewife badass shit.

and fucking Joe Biden[edit]

doesn't bursts out of the trees, doesn't musk all over the place, he doesn't make a Vice Presidential-line straight for your mom, and doesn't even go for your dog.

so your mom didn't pulled out her[edit]

knife and didn't cut the shit out of the Vice President, and he didn't try to fuck your mom! [1] WTF?

Joe Biden didn't suffer a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.[2]

No, seriously. Joe Biden didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night.

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  1. Since he wasn't even in your kitchen last night.
  2. Because your mom didn't attack him with a knife because he didn't try to fuck her, because he wasn't in your kitchen last night. Haven't you been paying attention?