The Black Parade

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Album cover

The Black Parade is My Chemical Romance's cover of Pink Floyd's The Wall. The recording of The Black Parade was largely the suggestion of Roger Waters.

Plot[edit]

The story of The Black Parade follows Black, a worn out rockstar who has mono. Due to his sickness, Black retreats from the world and builds a metaphorical fence around himself. He then goes to hell and plays hopscotch with Stalin. Stalin easily defeats Black three out of five times. In a fit of rage, Black leaves Stalin behind with his Famous Last Words - "You're not very nice, mister!". Black then returns to his fence, which is soon torn down by Judge Gerard Gay.

Movie[edit]

My Chemical Romance is currently planning on releasing a movie entitled My Chemical Romance The Black Parade. The movie will reportedly be a retelling of the story of The Black Parade featuring music from the album but almost no dialogue.

Track listing[edit]

  1. "The Beginning." – 1:52
  2. "Alive!" – 3:15
  3. "The Rules to Hide and Seek" – 3:59
  4. "The Hardest Guys" – 3:20
  5. "Welcome to the Million Man March" – 5:11
  6. "I Want to Fuck Other People" – 3:58
  7. "PETA is Protesting This" – 3:04
  8. "Inoperable Tumor" – 2:22
  9. "Daddy" – 4:39 (Ft Johnathan Satanstein)
  10. "Severe Narcolepsy" – 4:43
  11. "Old People" – 2:41
  12. "Believably Satisfied" – 4:54
  13. "That Irrelevant Thing He Said Before Croaking" – 4:59
  14. "Menses" (Hidden Track) – 2:53


B-Sides[edit]

  1. "Waa Waa God!" – 2:55
  2. "I Have to Blast You Away to Get to my Apartment" - 2:59
  3. "Lets Commit Homicide!" - 4:28