The Church of the Heavenly Wood

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Woody!

~ Tamia
Reverend Steve Galindo, founder of The Church of the Heavenly Wood

Founded in 1996 by Reverend Steve Galindo to celebrate the divine film maker and our savior Ed Wood. Woodism is similar on many levels to Christianity, except instead of a prophet who was nailed to a cross two thousand years ago, they have a transvestite director who drank himself to death not even thirty years ago.

The Truth[edit]

Reverend Steve Galindo, founder of The Church of the Heavenly Wood is a 7.2 on the Hot Scale, image from the official Church of the Heavenly Wood website.

The truth is:

Beliefs[edit]

  • Any form of having the phrase "Ed Wood Saves" on your body is a good thing, this includes but is not limited to, tattoos and thongs
  • That Ed Wood is not the worst film maker of all time, as most would have you believe
  • That Ed Wood does save
  • That "Ed Wood can bring happiness and peace to those unmoved by the selective, elitist words of Buddah, Christ, Moses and others" (direct quote)
  • That doom is oh so gloomy, and gloom is oh so doomy

External Links[edit]

The Church of the Heavenly Wood