The Great Excommunication of Everything

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The Great Excommunication of Everything[edit]

All that remains: Nothing. (Well, except for the FSM and Alicia Keys).

This is partly because of Papal decree. However this mass exodus was caused by the lack of space for people in Vatican, since its only limited to some few square blocks in Italy.

Its main cause:You.

This is because of your's and everyones addiction with the strange website Uncyclopedia. The spreading of brain pollution caused a lack of productive society. Therefor all of the people were unable to control themselves--especially their bodly functions. Which lead to a very dirty and smelly planet. So everything was cast out, away from everything. That leads us back.

All that remains: Nothing. (except as noted above).