The Only Emo Holiday: National Emo Day

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“Who In The World would come up with such a thing and why didn't I think of it?”
~ Oscar Wilde on National Emo Day

two gentlemen celebrating National Emo Day

The National Emo Day was created in 1927, created by a group of Christians who wanted to reach out to more people. In a desperate attempt they had 10,000 people sign a document stating they would create a holiday to celebrate the life of Emos. As they continued to publicize the petition to create the holiday they got little to know results so they decided to change their approach on the topic. They decided to instead of publicising it as an emo holiday to publicise it as a petition to make "Girls Gone Wild" videos for free. Within only 6 days they had achieved 10,000 signatures.

Practicing The Holiday[edit]

This holiday is practiced by dressing up in all black and adding make up in such a way that it makes your face look white in order to look similar to the emo kid. This is only part of the actual celebration of the holiday though. In order to properly celebrate this holiday you cannot show any sign of emotions. For those who have difficulties accomplishing that Will Ferrel and The Super Devil have created "The Guide To Not Showing Emotion". This book was possible because Will Ferrel has the ability to ruin any mans sense of humor and The Super Devil can pretty much destroy every other emotion. This holiday is practiced on June 5/December 19/September 22. (nobody actually knows what day it is so most emos do it every day)

Major Impacts From Emo's[edit]

In such wars as the Vietnam war and World War 2.5 and the war of the worlds they were used to run through there defenses such as a suicide bomber, but instead they would use their pale skin to blind the enemies much like a white phosphorous grenade. When in enemy territory the soldiers would torture the targets with weird screamo music while the targets were still blinded. One very well know emo would be Keanu Reeves, well known for his survival in war of the worlds.

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