The Two-Thousands

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This article is about the period that happened around the time of the years 2000-2009, give or take 10 years


The Two-Thousands, also known as "The Noughties" are best known for possibly being the worst years of human life -- at least until The tennies, perhaps. The Two-Thousands can also be referred to as the emo decade. They started in 2001 when music and TV started to envolve into crap, mostly because of Big Brother and house music. In November of 2000, the first donkey ever, George Bush was elected for president.

The best thing about the noughties is that they are about to end, but the second best thing was that after much pointless conflict, Family Guy was uncancelled after two years of being stuck in the dark. That tragic fan boy fish mopping the hall from Spongebob was no longer miserable.

In the Two-Thousands people had a very strange fascination with penguins. Happy Feet and Surf's Up came out in 2006 and 2007; "Not Another Penguin Movie?" is set for 2009. "Unfortunaly Yes", the sequel, is also in the pipeline. Also, the Pittsburgh Penguins pwned the Detroit Red Wings in the 2009 Stanley Cup Finals.


Although the year of the new millenium was reasonably good in terms of music, Worldwide Genres such as Pop and Rock seemed to have lost all their dignity after pissing themselves on the way to the toilet. From then on, there were only two types of music in the 2000s, emo and hip hop. The 2000s were the first decade in which aliens (T-Pain) reached #1 on the charts (Bjork didn't quite make it in the 1990s). It is not unsensible when saying that the Noughties were the beginning of the end of good music.

In 2001 all taste was lost when Nickelback, or Nickelcunt, became popular with "How You Remind Me."

In 2006 we all had a "Bad Day" when Daniel Powter first played on the radio. The previous year, the world had James Cunt.


The only show on TV in the 2000s anyone watches anymore is American Idol. The Simpsons still plays, but the audience is estimated to be about 100 people and 500 confused pets.

In the 2000s TV became reality, and now TVs watch us. See Russian Reversal.


Early 00s (2000-2002)[edit]

  • Reality TV hits its peak, to the disgust of all with taste and a mind of their own.
  • The boy bands turn gangsta, and the girl singers complete their transition into whores.
  • The first donkey, George Bush elected as president, the smart half of Americans and everyone in the rest of the world is sickened. Sorry donkeys.

Mid 00s (2003-2006)[edit]

Late 00s (2007-2009)[edit]


From 2000 to 2006, the strawberry crop grew from 1 billion strawberries a year to 1 trillion strawberries a second. This rise is attributed to the mumbling in "Temperature" by Sean Paul.

Famous Penguins[edit]

In 2011, it is predicted that all people will become penguins. It's unknown in 2016 if penguins will become people.

  • Mr. Happy - Not Another Penguin Movie (2009)
  • Captain Penguin - What the Fuck Is Up With This Penguin Shit (2008)
  • The FUCKING Penguin - Penguin Movie (2006)
  • Penguin on Fire - Penguin on Fire (2005)
  • Miss Penguin of the Year - Miss Penguin (2008)
  • Penguin Man - Penguin Man (2009)
  • Man Penguin - Man Penguin (2009)
  • Man on Penguin (The Cumming of the Penguin) - "Man Penguin" (2009)


  • The beginning, peak and end of sports dynasties: the New York Yankees, New England Patriots and Los Angeles Lakers.

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