The Uncyclopedian's Song

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Very nice. Definitely worth expanding. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 12:12, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

  • FEATURE! (When complete, anyway.) - User:Guest/sig 12:26, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Funny. --Maveric149 12:27, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Ok, I'm working on it. . . User:Tooltroll/sig 13:14, 29 October 2006 (UTC)


I thought I was fixing the meter as;

"I am the very model of a modern major general"

which was;

"I am the very model of a good Uncyclopedian"

is missing a beat.

"I am the very model of a first-rate Uncyclopedian"

fits better.

If not, my bad. I'll stay out...--User:Modusoperandi/sig 09:28, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

"mod-ern maj-or gen-er-al" 7 syllables,
"good un-cy-clo-pe-di-an" 7 syllables.
"first-rate wikipedian" would work. . .
"posterior" was a beat too long, too. Sorry if I jumped on you, but I've got the backing track done, and the existing meter works with it. (And I kind of liked the "seat-ium" gag: It's something Saint Lehrer would have done.)User:Tooltroll/sig 09:38, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
Sorry. Of course, now I have to rent "Westside Story" or "Grease" to replace that damned song with a less memorable one. You're the one that I want/you-are the-one-I-want/Oo, oo-oo!.--User:Modusoperandi/sig 09:43, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
Try the song "Be Prepared" from the movie "Hoodwinked." If there were an Oscar category for "Best Yodeling Goat," (And I think we all agree that there should be,) it would've won hands hooves down.User:Tooltroll/sig 09:51, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
No, I've have plenty enough of musicals, I think. Although I have been meaning to do the timewarp again... --User:Modusoperandi/sig 10:03, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
Easy enough. It is, after all, just a jump to the left. . .User:Tooltroll/sig 10:12, 30 October 2006 (UTC) least I finally got to tell Sullivan to go fuck himself. I've been wanting to do that since I teamed with Shandon for our take on G&S.--User:Modusoperandi/sig 10:13, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

I love the audio[edit]

Well done! -- Hindleyite 16:53, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

It was fun. A rubber boatload of work, but fun. I probably could have spent another week on it, but I wanted more of a "pub sing" feel to it, not a symphony. (You want a symphony? One of these days I might upload my arrangement of "Chopsticks". . . 4+ min., 17 tracks and counting. . .) This took 9 tracks of vocals for the choruses. . . I'm outta breath!
Now I've just got to come up with more of these. . . any idears, anybody? User:Tooltroll/sig 17:07, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
Popcorn? --User:Modusoperandi/sig 17:32, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
Oh. . . you. . . . BASTARD! Now I won't get proper sleep for another week or two. At least I already have the score to work from. Heh. My brain is already fermenting festering with lyrical ideas. I'd give you another anvil, but who wants to haul TWO of those things around? User:Tooltroll/sig 17:44, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
I did mention that I was evil, right?--User:Modusoperandi/sig 17:48, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, it did come up. I didn't think you were that evil, though! User:Tooltroll/sig 17:51, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
/me rubs goatee, eyebrow raises insidiously --User:Modusoperandi/sig 17:56, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

This song just made my day, twice! Fishos 14:33, 16 November 2006 (UTC)


I put it on VFH, and already it's garnered +7 votes for. Finely done! User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig 22:10, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

We need more songs, ideas[edit]

Maybe an unSongs section of Uncyclopedia? "We will Mock You" a parody of Queen's "We will Rock You". Any other ideas? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:17, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

We willll we willl mock you! We willl we willl mock you! Oh, I could so do that! But then I'd have to listen to a bunch of bitching about it being "in-jokey." Sigh. . . but I'll probably do it anyway, just to piss them off. Heh. User:Tooltroll/sig 22:57, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
May I heartily recommend the works of New Waver - - David Gerard 01:19, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
At this time I am committed to a tune based on Gary Numan's Stormtrooper in Drag (like it needs it!) and a bonus track based on Popcorn, (since it's too crude and offensive to be the "main track.") However, I am intrigued. . . please list some New Waver titles for me to peruse. User:Tooltroll/sig 05:25, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Try this one:


Once there was an woman No, actually she was an admin woman Wait, really she was an admin But she was still KEITEIIIII!!!

Burninatin' all the NRVs Banninatin' all the n00bs Burninatin' all Uncyclopedia In the Internet Relay Chaaaaaat! Internet Relay Chaaaat!


And the Keitei comes in the NIIIGGHHHHTTTT!!

(adapted from Trogdor - H*R) Swordmaster 18:57, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Expand it?[edit]

Copied from User Talk:Imrealized:

From VFH:
  • Very weak for and I'll tell ya why... I really do love this. The audio is amazing. I also love in-jokes. But I do think this needs at least some expansion to resemble an article instead of just the song lyrics. Some story of the song's conception or the like. Still, I cannot vote against such fine work, and the very weak is merely ornamental. -- User:Imrealized/sig 15:36, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Would you like to expand the article? Whatever I came up with would either be completely random and silly, or worse, too close to the truth, which is I was pissed at Anonymous Slashy and listening to too much Tom Lehrer. Everybody, including me, is sick of Slashy, so I don't really want to go there. Obviously, the lyrics should stay as they are, or they won't match the audio, but I'd love for someone to expand it otherwise. Plus, I'm gearing up to start the next one, (which I will try and have some more depth to the article), so I'm going to be a tad busy. (Especially since I've decided to include a "bonus track" with it.) User:Tooltroll/sig 08:23, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
I thought about that as I wrote the comment. But I am still suffering from a lack of available internet time, at least for, well, I have no idea how long. I have shards of articles in limbo from two months ago that I still need to finish. And a billion new ideas to start on. And yeah, I don't know what kinda story would go with your little ditty. But it was featured and as it stands it's solid. Great work with that audio. Sorry I'm no help at all. -- User:Imrealized/sig 07:23, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
No farm, no howl. If you happen to get an idea for it, feel free to add it, whenever. User:Tooltroll/sig 08:56, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

The above goes for others as well. I've started work on the next one already, so I'm kinda busy. If you've got an idea to expand the article around the lyrics, give it a try. Just don't be stupid. . . User:Tooltroll/sig 09:05, 17 November 2006 (UTC)


Brilliant! Now I'm going to die. User:Zim ulator/sig 16:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)