The possible lovechild of Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde
This guy is the infamous lovechild of Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde. He is one bad mother fucker. He was born in 1869 at the base of Condom Canyon. Nobody is 100% sure what his real name is; but some say that his name is Greg. He is currently training to become a Jesii, in order to take over the world, but he hasn't made much progress. Greg (we'll just call him Greg) became one of the 237 drummers in the popular band Slipknot after he was able to take a fang from the legendary beast, Marilyn Manson. As a result of this adventure he ran afoul of The League of Extraordinary Grandmas, an evil terra-ist organization. The Grandmas issued a fatwah and put him at the top of their bounty list. Greg has narrowly escaped their clutches numerous times and is continuously on the run.
Greg is a very mysterious and powerful guy. Some people claim that he can squirt chocolate milk out of his eyes and can turn pencil shavings into weed. None of which have been proven though. Greg enjoys pastimes such a golf, dry masturbation, kitten huffing, and takes great pleasure in hating your face. He is a great friend and admirer of Cecil.
List of his accomplishments
- The title Lord master of the universe was given to Greg on September 29th 1247 and then removed October 1st 1247 after the creation of pie day.
- Greg made a guest appearance at the Battle of Brisbane as a Canadian PE teacher.
- Greg is the only person ever to survive a panty shot.
- Greg created Redheads.
- Greg has been able to successfully clip Cecil's toe nails.
- Some say that Greg gave Radiohead a rimjob, though this has not been proven.
- Greg was able to finally comfirm that fish taste like Pepto-Bismal.
- Greg was voted 2004 world's most sexiest man
- Mark Twain
- Oscar Wilde
- The League of Extraordinary Grandmas
- Armin Meiwes
- Black Power
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