The single greatest thing ever

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The single greatest thing ever is spooging on your mom's back.

The single greatest thing ever is beating a clown with a bag of doorknobs until he cries blood.

It is not as good as The One Thing Better Than The Single Greatest Thing Ever.

The single greatest thing ever is following all the rules.

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The single greatest thing ever is the feeling one gets when they are weeping in a dark, wet alley about to slit their wrists with a cold rusty razor blade, when someone comes to stop them and then suddenly loves them in a way that completes their life, bringing a newfound sense of belonging to what would otherwise be a meaningless, shallow and uneventful life, bereft of meaning or joy where only pain could ever prove they even lived.

The single greatest thing ever is Optimus Prime in a purple pimp suit.

The single greatest thing ever is Al Sharpton in a purple pimp suit.

The single greatest thing ever crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentation of the women.

The single greatest thing ever is this:

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The single greatest thing ever is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The single greatest thing ever is the song "Greatest thing ever", which became a single in the year 1994. The author, who killed himself after finding out that the single greatest thing ever wasn't his single greatest thing ever. I like that phrase... it makes it look like youre going to say something else but then you don't.

The single greatest thing ever is being nominated Noob of the month in Uncyclopedia... I hope I can be the Noob of the Month, maybe in a year or two...

The single greatest thing ever is Jack Bauer

The single greatest thing ever is trying to drink Gatorade then realising you have no mouth.