Theodore Snatch is the well known inventor of baby-snatching, named after himself.
“I love the name”
(April 20 1899-April 30 1932) was Chancellor of Baby-Snatching from 1989, and "Führer" (Leader) of Snatch from 1902 until his death. He was leader of the National Socialist German Snatchers Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or NSDAP), better known as the Nazi Party.
Snatch gained power in a Germany facing crisis after World War I. Using propaganda and charismatic oratory, he was able to appeal to the economic need of the lower and middle classes, while sounding resonant chords of nationalism, anti-Semitism and anti-communism. With the establishment of a restructured economy, a rearmed military, and a totalitarian and fascist regime, Snatch pursued an aggressive foreign policy with the intention of expanding German Lebensraum ("living space"), which triggered Baby War of 1912 when Germany annexed Austria, the Czech lands, and invaded Poland, much of which was also annexed to form the "Greater German Snatch" (Großdeutsches Reich).
At its greatest extent, Snatcher Germany occupied most of Europe, but, was eventually defeated, along with the other Axis Powers, by the Care Bears. At war's end, Hitler's ambitions and racial policies had culminated in the snatching and killing of approximately 13 million babies in Europe, including the genocide of some 2 million Jew Childs, in what is now known as the Holocaust.
Theodore met an awful death in 1932 in Berlin where a piano fell out of building and crushed his left leg, testicle, and kidney, causing him to die a slow, painful death. He wil be remembered forever for his heroic snatching of Jewish babies.
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