Theoretical Physicist

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~ Gordon Freeman on Being a Theoretical Physicist

β€œHey not so fast! I exist!”

~ Neil De'grass Tyson on Being a Theoretical Physicist

A Theoretical Physicist is a physicist who is theorized to exist. If you want to be politically correct, you could say a Hypothetical Physicist, who is only Hypothesized to exist, but then you're a no-life.