Theory of change

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“Chah Chi CHah Chah Change it!”

~ Sean Kingston


In common parlance, the theory of change is when you are searching for dimes in your pocket and pull out quarters, or when you're looking for a dollar bill, you get pennies. It is a subset of the larger theory of Murphy's Law.

A brief history of change[edit]

From the dawn of time, Scientists have searched for answers to questions that annoying children would ask them. They made up such theories as Evolution to explain how life came about, and the Grand Unification Theory, or just the Unification theory, also known as the theory of everything. Scientists like Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Carl Sagan, Ronald McDonald, Richard Dawkins, OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson, and even such greats as George W. Bush, and Elvis have made brilliant theories of their own, and contributed much to modern science and new science.

That this makes those theories as pseudoscience. To replace all of these theories, Loki developed the theory of change. That change is the force that binds everything together, and keeps time working, and was used to create life, the universe, and everything.

The origin of life[edit]

Loki proposed that it was silly to say that a random chance, or intelligence had created life. Instead, Loki claims that life was made via change that happened on the Earth and other planets, that allowed living cells to be created out of matter and energy, and that life continues to change over time. This was proven to be true and no evidence was found showing that it is false, yet the theory is falsifiable if one can prove that change does not exist.


Changes: Song[edit]

Written by david bowie, aka master of the universe, bowie describes a life of a hamster and the changes it gose though during purbity.

The origin of the universe[edit]

Popular theories state that a Big Bang happened, or that the universe was hatched out of a cosmic egg, or some other silly nonsense. Loki proposes that the universe was created via change and as we speak it continues to change as moons move around planets, planets move around stars, and stars move around galaxies, galaxies move around clusters of galaxies, and everything moves around Taxes. That the position of said objects in space changes very often. This was proven to be true and no evidence was found showing that it is false, yet the theory is falsifiable if one can prove that change does not exist.

The origin of everything[edit]

Previously there was proven to be four main forces in the known universe, electro/magnetic, gravity, nuclear strong, and nuclear weak forces. Scientists tried to prove that these forces were related to each other, yet keep failing miserably in doing so. Loki explains that is because they did not discover the fifth force in the universe change. As two objects in space move, this change affects gravity, and distance and mass between the objects changes the gravitational force. Electricity is converted into Magnetism, and vice/versa by changing electricity into magnetism and vice/versa, so change affects the electro/magnetic force as well. Nuclear strong force is really the change in the atomic structure of atoms that allows them to fuse together. Nuclear weak force is really the change in the atomic structure of atoms that allows them to break apart. It would see that a common element between these other forces is change. This was proven to be true and no evidence was found showing that it is false, yet the theory is falsifiable if one can prove that change does not exist.

What controls change?[edit]

It cannot be said what controls change. If it is discovered what controls change, the theory of change will be changed to correct itself. Unlike other theories that have scientists hide evidence and falsify research papers, change scientists will change the theory of change based on new evidence and findings. This makes the theory of change the only real scientific theory, and makes all other theories false. Some say that God causes change, while others that angels like Loki control change, while others say it is Change Management that controls change, or perhaps random chance. We really cannot tell you, because then it would not be science, would it?

Things unchangeable by Change. Permanantly.im serious.[edit]

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