There is no article here
Can't you read? There's no article here, nope, nothing. I know you probably expected some sort of joke, like what's usually around here, but no, there's nothing. I know, I know, you're expecting this to be all funny, ha ha ha. Well it isn't. There simply isn't anything here. Nope, nothing. Zero, zip, goose eggs, zilch, nada.
There is still no article here
Really, there isn't. Go and read some of the interesting and funny content on this site. I know you'll enjoy it. Go on. Leave. Go do something fun and interesting. Hey, why don't you go here, here, or here? I'm sure it's much more interesting that this, where there is no article at all.
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God seriously, do you expect something at the bottom of this page, like a hot naked chick dancing???
Look, I'll make a deal, if you stop reading this page-that-is-not-an-article, I swear to God that a hot chick will come to your house, and she's all yours to keep, K?
Dude, 3 words.
Leave this place now!
Seriously, this line wasn't even funny.
oh, come on. you do realize that the punchline, the end of this page is just going to be blank, right?
..............What's your problem?! Just go away! Do you have any idea how stupid it is to look at this? It's not even an article! Oh my god!
GODDAMMIT, FUCKING LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!
OH GREAT THUNDERING TYPHOONS!!!!!!! THE EARTH IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO LEAVE THIS ARTICLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck it, I give up.
YOU SUCK. NOW FOR ATTEMPTING TO FIND SOMETHING IN THIS NON-ARTICLE PAGE (WHICH THERE ISN'T)YOU HAVE RECEIVED MULTIPLE BRAIN TUMORS, LUNG CANCER, LEUKEMIA, HERPES, TRENCH FOOT AND JUST ABOUT EVERY DISEASE YOU CAN IMAGINE
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