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The origin of the elusive Theta dates back to William Shakespeare. Shakespeare's famously controversial play, Romero and julio. Theta's works include, Making the angle and See ya Theta! Theta has been known to make appearances at the DNC, where it helplessly pleas for support in its quest for Antarctica. Theta holds a mysterious grudge against the penguins currently inhabiting Antarctica. No one knows the cause of this grudge, but to this day, Theta refuses to watch the movie March of the Penguins. Theta has also contributed work in the field of aeronautics, and philosophy.