Early Life and Career
Whitmore was born on August 2 1953 in Richmond, Virginia to Martha Dunham and William Whitmore, an electrical engineer. Whitmore has German and Colonial English ancestry from his paternal great-grandparents. Very little is known about his childhood years, but several local legends have it that the young Whitmore once smashed a desk in his elementary school teacher's face.
Also he was a fighter pilot in the Persian Gulf War or some shit.
The ID4 Conflict of 1996
- "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind... Mankind. That word should have a new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, opression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today, the fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the whole world declared in one voice 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!" -- President Thomas J. Whitmore, July 4, 1996
In July of 1996 some crazy aliens started fucking up all our shit. President Whitmore just hopped in his F-16 and got into some ball-swingin' dogfight action with the E.T. bitches. He proved himself to be the most manly president since Teddy Roosevelt, and giant statues of him have been left in the place of every major monument that the alien lasers destroyed.
He was pretty cool. The end.