Three-bag solution

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The act of love is often one of beauty, but sometimes in the instance where beergoggles fail and you pull a minger the three-bag solution is the best option.

Simply put one bag over your partner's head, one over your own and keep one handy nearby to vomit into during the proceedings.

This should nip in the bud any chance of knobbing someone less than stellar.