Tickling is the art of being all-powerful against people and other living beings. The art is only studied if the opponent is ticklish, and has certain tickle spots. This will only occur if the following takes effect:
The tickler loves the ticklee
The ticklee hates the tickler
The tickle spot (most likely the foot) is ticklish
The cow jumped over the moon
Hey diddle diddle
Ashes to ashes
They all fall down.
“I am ticklish.”
Ticklish spots and ticklishness are plagues spread by Soviet Russia in early 12 B.C. As it is, people were already ticklish, but Soviet Russia killed the person who was quoted saying this. Thus, the above fact is made true. Feet are very ticklish on almost everybody
because of the plague always being on the ground.
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