Tony Hawk

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Tony Hawk likes birds and soft tacos.
Tony Hawk defecated on Larry Byrd.
Tony Hawk is a well known fugitive.
Tony Hawk is allergic to rice. (He makes very few trips to China)
Tony Hawk was the cake humping master right before Andre the Giant took over.
Tony Hawk can kick higher than a tree.