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Tony Homo, probably after his usual one turnover a game

“Alright, call it a win. Hike! Got it, ball down, laces out--oh, fuck!”

~ Tony Homo on choking while doing the very thing he was PAID TO DO FOR YEARS

Tony Homo (born into relativity on January 2, 2006) is a Brett Favre wannabe, which is why he throws atleast one interception a game. He was cloned from Favre's DNA to become the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers when Favre would retire in 2224, but Tony Homo was stolen by the Dallas Cowboys (another Packer loss from management sleeping on the job).

Tony Homo is most famous for his shower sex tape with Terrell Owens, which includes a bonus scene with Jerry Jones. The three of them gangraped Pacman Jones for 3 hours because they are gay Although this influenced the filming of Brokeback Mountain, it sparked too much drama within the team. When Terrell Owens dumped Tony Homo after they lulzy defeat 44-6 BITCH to the Eagles, Tony Homo collapsed in the shower and begging Terrell for his popcorn.


Beginnings in Dallas[edit]

Drew Bledsomuch's colorblind ass sucked so much that Parcells started Homo in week 6 against the Philadelphia Sheagles what was the score of that final regular 08-09 season game? Drew Bledsoe sucked ass!!!. He sucked ass!! Anyway, it was a bad loss, but everybody figured that Homo just needed to learn to win. Homo then proceeded to lead the Dallas Cowboys into the playoffs, where he proceeded to lose in agonizing fashion against the Seahawks.

2006 Playoffs[edit]

Even with Homo in learning mode, the Cowboys were still able to make the playoffs because of Terrell Owens balling on gay ass teams and Bill Parcells toning down his duchebagness by estrogen pills. After that, he was just a whinny little bitch. The Cowboys strutted into the playoffs as a young up and coming team to be reckoned with, and were handed an overrated team from the terrible NFC West. They had the Seahawks right where they wanted them....until Homo turned a routine snap hold, into a mass Cowboy fan attempted suicide.

Tony Homo is best known for his heroic play that saved Peyton Manning's Super Bowl win, known to most as The Bobbled Snap .

Cowboy fans to this day still want to hang Homo from his testicles after that botched snap from the Wild Card game in Seattle.

2007 Season[edit]

The next season, Tony Homo got off his ass and actually started practicing accuracy a little more. The Cowboys were the surprise team of the season (until the playoffs), and Homo was embarrassing bitch ass teams left and right. If Tom Brady hadn't gotten Moss and his coach "Caiptan Anal Leakage" a CAMERA, he could have easily won the MVP trophy. His only other legitimate competition was Brett Favre on multiple pain killers. After a Cowboys-Packers head to head battle, Favre would need even more pain killers, as the Cowboys wooped that Packer ass. After the game, Brett Favre exclaimed;

“WOOOH DOGGY, IF THAT TONY HOMO STARTS HITTING THEM PAIN KILLERS LIKE ME, HES GONNA BE SOMETHING TO BE RECKONED WITH FOR THE NEXT 16 TO 30 YEARS”

~

Too bad Homo did not take Favre's advice, because he could have used them in the near future.....and not just because of that HOT piece of tits and ass named Jessica Simpson that he recently started banging

2008[edit]

Homo broke the record for consecutive games played while being gay with 214 on September 15, 2008. Homo had surpassed Tom Brady (213) and Ryan Leaf (211) the week before. Then mid season Homo broke his pinky while Penis jousting with former teammate Drew Bledsoe and his "brother" Michael Vick. Tony would return later in the season with an increased level of homosexuality, he became the biggest queer the NFL had ever seen. And due to his 69 interception to the eagles, the cowboys missed the playoffs. However Tony Homo did beat out Trent Edwards for gayest quarterback of the year

2009[edit]

What do think is gonna happen, if still unsure, read above. Do you see any recurring theme year after year?

I THINK WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS THAT TONY HOMO WILL SUCK MORE DICK THIS YEAR THAN LAST YEAR.


So do you think the guys in LA are hot and would you fuck them?

HELL YEAH I WILL NO FUCKING DOUBT AND MAYBE GETTING RAPED BY THEM!


So what is your biggest accomplishment this year?

BECOMING A BIGGER HOMO THEN I ALREADY AM IT'S FUN TO BE A HOMO YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH RESPECT YOU GET WHEN I WIN THE SUPERBOWL I WILL BE THE BIGGEST HOMO IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL.


What do you think of Tom Brady?

HE IS HOT I THINK SOON HE WILL BE A HOMO JUST LIKE ME I WANT TO MAKE TOM THE 2ND BIGGEST HOMO IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL. BECAUSE HE WILL CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS IF HE BECOMES A HOMO LIKE ME!


Why do you like being called "Homo?"

SIMPLE ITS MY REAL LAST NAME LET ME TELL YOU THIS I AM REALLY A HOMO I HAVE GUYS WHO I LOVE LIVING WITH THEY ARE SO HOT AND ALSO I LOVE JAY ANDREWS THE DARK GOD UNDERTAKER BECAUSE HE LIKES GUYS IN SPEEDOS AND LOVES MY DICK UP HIS ASS ALSO HIM AND I WATCH GAY PORN TOGETHER IT MAKES US THE BEST HOMO'S EVER

UPDATE: Romo continued his gay ways in 2009. It was discovered that Romo sucked the dicks of every quarterback in the NFL except for Jason Campbell because he has no penis. However, late in the season, Drew Brees locked Romo in a room with 2000 hookers, including Carmen Elektra, Megan Fox, and Oprah Winfrey, making him straight. This ended his consecutive games while being gay streak at 240, which is a world record (later to be passed by Matt Leinart). Romo then actually won in the playoffs and made Donovan McNabb his bitch. After the game, however, McNabb kicked his homo ass and Homo became McNabb's bitch again. Homo later collapsed in the shower due to exhaustion from the fight. This, combined with Brett Favre, Sidney Rice, Adrian Peterson and Sage Rosenfels gang raping Romo before his next game, brought the gay back into him, and the Cowboys got buttraped in the second round of the playoffs. Nice work, Homo, you choke again!

Doubled in Size[edit]

A new commercial gives video evidence that Tony Homo has had his size doubled in order to increase his on-field (and off-field) performance. The doubling of his height pumps him up to 12 feet, 4 inches. The troubling factor of this height change is that his weight stayed at 224 pounds. commissioner Roger Goodell has not yet responded to this height change, which is probably illegal. It appears that Homo is hoping no one will notice this change and hopes to pass it off as a late growth spurt. It looks like the Lemon Pepsi Homo consumed caused this massive growth. Coach Wade Phillips also tried to alter his appearance through consumption of Pepsi. However, his weight was doubled instead.

Even though he doubled in size, his penis was still 2 inches

Address[edit]

Tony Homo 1245 Homo Road. Homosville Texas 75322

Phone: 1-800-IAM-HOMO


Records[edit]

   * most blonde bombshells banged in a season (which includes T.O.)
   * most hoes to come see him at a game
   * most douchebags embarrassed in a game
   * most punt interceptions in a season
   * most pinkie attention in a season
   * most leisure suits worn in a season
   * most 60s hats worn in a season
   * most "it's just a game" lame sayings in one season
   * most chokes in one game 

--- * smallest 8=D

   * most throws hitting T.O. in the nuts in one season
   * Most tweets saying he fucks on first down on his Twitter account.
   * Sucks most dick in NFL.
   * Most BJs to every player in the locker during halftime

Nick named F.A.D for fumble all day

CRYSTAL BALL PREDICTS[edit]

Homo finished his Hall of Fame career in Dallas, and helped lead the Cowboys to a current NFL Franchise leading 8 Super Bowls. He is currently not in possession of his three Super Bowl rings. His 1st wife Jessica Simpson was given the 1st ring, his 2nd wife Vanessa Hudgens the 2nd ring, and his 3rd wife Miley Cyrus the 3rd ring. It is also believed that Jessica Simpson is no longer in possession of the 1st Super Bowl ring as well, after Romo's former teammate Terrell Owens gave Jessica his only Cowboys Super Bowl ring after he got word of Homo's newborn baby...being African American. T.O. and Jessica Owens currently reside in Los Angeles, California, where their current reality show, I love me some Jungle Fever, is being shot.

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