Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CLEMEN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a TWAT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder BALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK NUGGET, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MALARKY or DAMMIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAMPONS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA 666 words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I'LL RAPE YOU FRENCH TICKLER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS utterFUCKance of socially MOCKIE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNTRAG television programs to address GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Tourette's syndrome.

SUCK MY DICK Tourette's is GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS not to be NICARAGUA confused with CHING CHONG CHINK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JERK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NEGRO random FUCK YOU disorientation, culturally-THONG TASTER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG'S FAT ASS language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ANAL MALARKY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLUSTER FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive BIGNOSE quantities NIPPLES of ANAL DIABETES MARY WHITEHOUSE garbage.

Darnit.

A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:[edit]

The FUCK Tourette's PISS OFF Research Institute was DYKE founded to FROG.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article LIKE FATHER LIKE SON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SOD OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOLLOCKS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TOWELHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HOSER Tourrette's sufferers WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? swear. You can BIGNOSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHEBAG TV, for always focusing on the GYPSY bad side of a terrible TITWANK thing.
  • The main CLEMEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LET'S SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOOK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSWIPE knee SCUMBAG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMN school for CHINK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE manically depressed and JUMPING JESUS!!! commit HONKY suicide.
  • There is no ASSHAT cure, and the MOLDY TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK perodol" which caused my entire FLYING RAT'S ASS body to go DICK numb and BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than I'LL RAPE YOU it is without the BUTTFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a SPICY CUNT FUCK tourette syndrome HENTAI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY PUNCHER the CHIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "NECROPHILIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is VANDAL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ROSIE O'DONNELL sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and having sex wihle making fun of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD time.

Best FRAK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSWIPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply[edit]

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. HOT GRITS Regards to Andrew LET'S SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply[edit]

The GRIS bastard who wrote this article. You can CLIT punch him if you CHAV want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TURD saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSBANDIT to JACKASS SHIT cure FROG the BUGGER Tourette's WIENER Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment GOATSE for SHITFUCKER Tourette's TURD Syndrome JOHN ELWAY is HOT GRITS following BOYCOTT VIACOM! these CHOAD rules HELL in PUSSY order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITSLINGING immature FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE little CRAP kids,
  • 2: Count to I WILL KILL YOU! within ASSFACE 10 FUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BALLS HORSE PENIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP nor NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES talk,
  • 4: Tell ASSWIPE yourself you DAMMIT don't SHITE have FUCK this COCKSMOKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY BALL SACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DILDO ASSRAMMER JACKASS RICK MORANIS FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD RAGHEAD FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GRIS[edit]

KNOBJOCKEY BUGGER OFF SHAKOPEE RAT'S COCK COCK BUKKAKE DIPSHIT SHITE PISSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY LOLCAT ASSRAPING LET'S SHIT MASTURBATION PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT GO HOME AND DIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE DICKFACE PENIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEMEN BUTTFUCKER FUCK SLOPE SHITSKIN ORGASM PISSHOLE RAPE PISS OFF CHOAD LET'S SHIT WANK GREASER FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S ASS FUCK CUNTBUCKET JIGGABOO HELLFUCKER CROTCH CRACKER PRICK HELLFIRE COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT CRAPPER SHITCUNTING LET'S SHIT NIGGER SHITSLIDE CLUSTER FUCK WANK SALISBURY PENISFUCK SHITE FUCK HONKY SHITSKIN JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF BANGKOK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PAKI HEIL HITLER! DOUCHETITS GIVING HEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST ASS FRAK DAMN CROTCH CHICKEN SHIT WOP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE SEX NI NAZI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI PISSHOLE BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD REDSKIN ASS DUMBASS NIGGER DICKHEAD QUEEF SHIT LIKE A HORSE MICK URINE-GARGLING DAMN ALEX TREBEK CUNNILINGUS SUCK A BIG DICK DAMNATION NIGNOG I'LL RAPE YOU BULLCRAP COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER FELLATIO BLUMPKIN GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS ANUSCAKE TAMPONS FUCK OFF SHAKOPEE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NORTH KOREA [EXPLETIVE] KRAUT LOLCAT TRANNY ASS FUDGEPACKER DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE DOUCHE NAZI SHITSLINGING WANKSPLAT FAGGOT PISS OFF FU SPANG INBRED RONNIE CORBETT JUMPING JESUS!!! CUNTRAG SIGMUND FREUD FELCHING CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS LICKER TOSSER JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD CHOAD ASSFACE GOBSHITE FELLATIO DAMMIT FUCK BRITNEY WIENER FUCK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RECTUM RAIDER POLACK FROG'S FAT ASS WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE JACK ABRAMOFF JACK OFF TIT DIRT INJUN FUCKFACE SEX YOU WANKER EMO BUTT PIRATE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANKSPLAT SHITTY BASTARD BLUMPKIN RUSKIE SCROTUM ASSWIPE ORGASM COCKSUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA TIT SPRINKLES MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA TITS & DICKS CUNT SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX TAMPON IN MY ASS CHINK WIGGER DAMN NAZI GOD DAMN KIKE FUCK OFF DUMBASS RANDY TRAVIS SHIT FELCHMONKEY VAGINA PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN BULLSHIT CUNT SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SPUNK FUCKBAG DUMBASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BULLSHIT DYKE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CHING CHONG CHINK BASTARD PISS JAP DOUCHEBAG TESTICLE CHOKE JIZZ YID LOGJAMMER SHIT FUCKHEAD MOCKIE O CANADA CARPET MUNCHER FUCKWIT SOD CHIGGER SHIT NECROPHILIA WANKSPLAT NEGRO SHIT FUCK OFF ASSHAT SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT SHITSLINGING BONER WANK FUCKER WALRUS SHIT KITTENS WANK SCROTUM QUEEF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM MARGARET THATCHER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS FLYING FUCK BLUE PENIS! CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SOD OFF SHITHEAD FELCHMONKEY INJUN JUSTIN BIEBER GO HOME AND DIE BELLEND ASSFACE FALSE BENSON LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN SHITCUNTING JENKEM PEEPEE DAMMIT SHUT UP, MEG! RAT'S ASS ASS STRAWBERRY ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH SNUFF PORN GYPSY COCKGOBLIN INBRED SHITSLINGING I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND [Insert swear here] SHIT FRITZ SHITFUCKER JIZZ CUNTRAG BELLEND I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT HELL COCKSTUFFER MILF NAZI ASSFACE I WILL KILL YOU! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK NEGRO CUM DICK CHICKEN FUCKHEAD ASS MARGARET THATCHER TONY LA RUSSA SHITCOCK FUCKFUCKFUCK JERK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BASTARD MACACA FUCK JAP SOD FUCKING A ASS CUNTSWILLING SCUMBAG ASSBANDIT ORGASM SPICY CUNT FUCK TIMBER NIGGER MINORITIES WANK CUNTBUCKET Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOOBS PISS SHITFACE SACRAMENTO RAT'S COCK BUGGER CRACKER CUNT BOB SAGET WANK I RAPE WALRUSES! JACK OFF FUCK YOU CHICKEN FRIES JOHNNY RUSKIE FOUR-EYES [expletive deleted] FLAMING ASS BADGER DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD SHIT FUCKER BLUE PENIS! JAP GOD DAMMIT ARSE MACACA BEANER CLEVELAND STEAMER PIG REDSKIN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKWIT TRANNY WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! INBRED FUCKER MOLDY TITS TAMPONS FUCKWIT I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS MARGARET THATCHER GOAT DICK PISSHOLE PUNANI FELCHMONKEY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHOLE suck my mothers SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHETITS FUCK YOU JIGGABOO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH SHITBALLS ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD NAZI FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER HORSE PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE BIRD SHIT JACKASS ASSRAPING FROG AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD SUGAR FRIG DAMN BUNG-HOLE SHITPISSER FUCK YOU YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELCHING CROTCH BUTTFUCKER TWAT REDNECK SHIT GRAPE PENIS MOCKIE BUGFUCK SCUMBUCKET GREASER GOOK SON OF A BITCH FELCHING CRACKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL BITCH ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER DANDELIONS WIENER I WILL KILL YOU! DUMBASS PISS SPICY CUNT FUCK BENCH PRESS DAMN ASS FUCK SHITCUNTING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SUCK MY COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUNG-HOLE DYKE FUCKWIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MALARKY NIGGER DONKEY DICK SHITE STEVE BALLMER SHITHEAD COON REDNECK NIGGER COLGATE ASSWIPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITFACE SHITE BITCH JACKASS TITTIES REDSKIN BULLSHIT CHICKEN FRIES CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST PORCH MONKEY BLOWJOB HELL BONER INCEST FUCKING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT HORSE PENIS CUNT TITS DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ANUSCAKE SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK CROTCH BASTARD PISS ARTIST HELL SHIT ASS DILDO CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST SIGMUND FREUD BITCH DIPSHIT FUCKTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN YID TITS FUCKFUCKFUCK YID FUDGEPACKER SHITE CHUFF BASTARD LOGJAMMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSMOKER FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK SHITTY INBRED DAMN DAMN FUCK OFF BASTARD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD NI SHITTY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ANAL BELLEND SHIT ASSHAT FOUR-EYES ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY REDSKIN TACO SHIT FUCKING JUMP! BALL SACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES [expletive deleted] SON OF A BITCH SHIT FLYING FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK PIECE OF SHIT SHOOP DA WHOOP TITTIES ASSCRACK PISS HELL FUCKING A CUM FOUR-EYES BASTARD SHITE FUCKER FUCKING ASSCRACK POOPOO RAT'S COCK GOOK SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLEAN DRINKING WATER DOG FUCKER ASSFACE YOU WANKER FELCHING DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER EMO MALARKY JERK OFF ARSE BITCH CRAPMUNCHER [EXPLETIVE] ASSHAT GIVING HEAD COCKSTUFFER WINDOWS VISTA ASS LICKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! OH SHI– INJUN SHIT BUNG-HOLE TITTYWANK PISS ARTIST DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION SHIT RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNTYMINTS NAZI DAGO SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSFACE and with the SHITSLINGING and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which DICKFACE while reading about FOUR-EYES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GOD DAMN also[edit]

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Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


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