Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAMN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a NIGGER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder DIRTY SANCHEZ characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TOWELHEAD, sudden SCROTUM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JUNGLE BUNNY or GOD DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUSSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GANGBANG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHOAD utterFUCKance of socially CHOAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BEAVER television programs to address ASSHOLE Tourette's syndrome.

LIMEY Tourette's is FUCKING A not to be PISSHOLE confused with BUTT PIRATE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random ORGASM disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth [Insert silly non-swear here] outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PENIS language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH SLOPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BELLEND souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHING quantities FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES SUGARTITS garbage.

Darnit.

A JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Polite Note to the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Author:[edit]

The SON OF A BITCH Tourette's JAP Research Institute was RAT'S COCK founded to CLIT.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TWAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DRAMA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BONG Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can HO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TIT SPRINKLES TV, for always focusing on the RECTUM RAIDER bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
  • The main HELLFIRE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKBAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MILF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WEHATEMARIO knee CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANKSPLAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FEWMETS school for GRAPE PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and GANGBANG commit FLYING FUCK suicide.
  • There is no SAND NIGGER cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse CAMEL JOCKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POTTYMOUTH perodol" which caused my entire PECKERHEAD body to go HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCROTUM it is without the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH drug.

I am an active member of a MARCH OF FLAMES tourette syndrome BUKKAKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MILF the HADJI public view of Tourettes as a "DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOU WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JIZZ sorry for JOHN ELWAY "hi-jacking" your CHINK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TIT DIRT this that really CARPET MUNCHER annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEDOPHILIA, and having sex wihle making fun of a TIT SPRINKLES horrible disorder is (not) DOUCHING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best CUNTRAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING JUMP!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply[edit]

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. CUNTRAG Regards to Andrew SUCK A BIG DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply[edit]

The HI, BILLY MAYS HERE bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS OFF punch him if you SPUNK want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MALL SANTA saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BIRD SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSHOLE to FIST FUCK cure CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A the SHITE Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment WOP for SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome SUITCASE PENIS is CRACKER following BOOBIES these FROG rules MAMA MIA in PORCUPINE'S BALLS order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature RAT'S COCK little TAMPON IN MY ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to CUNT within I'LL RAPE YOU 10 DAMMITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMMIT DAMN ALEX TREBEK nor FROG talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you TAMPON IN MY ASS don't ASS have FUCKER this FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WITH NASTY TIMBER NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK BUGFUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSWIPE SHIT[edit]

SHITFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS HOMO YOU WANKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NAZI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMMIT ASSWIPE DYKE [EXPLETIVE] VAGINA HELL COCK DUMBASS TITS & DICKS JOHN ELWAY CRAPFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT SEMEN DICK GENITALIA ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE HYPERINFLATION SHITSLINGING NIGNOG BANGKOK TITWANK GRINGO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SCROTUM GRINGO DILDO BONER JOHNNY PISSHOLE HELL SHIT COCK FUCKWIT PENIS FRIG GOD DAMN GENITALIA MAMA MIA RIGHTS TITTYWANK ASSWIPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT BANGKOK FUCK OFF WANK MOTHERFUCKER TWAT [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT GOAT DICK FUCKING JUMP! FUCK INBRED LAKE TITICACA PUSSYLICKER ARSEBADGERS FIST FUCK WANK YID SHITE FRIG RANDY TRAVIS SHIT DIPSHIT BALLS CLEMEN HADJI BEAVER FROG BITCH HUMAN RIGHTS PUNANI TIMBER NIGGER ASS LICKER WIENER FUCK OFF POLACK BUGGER OFF ASSRAMMER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS REDSKIN DONKEY DICK TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT CHOAD WANKSPLAT FUCKER JERK OFF INBRED SHITFACE INCEST SHITTY NEOPETS SEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GARBAGE DAY! SON OF A BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BALLS BEANER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK FUCK YOU FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT NIGGER TITS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FUCKING A VENEREAL DISEASE CLEVELAND STEAMER CHICKEN FRIES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NICARAGUA DOUCHETITS ANAL FUCKING A PISS ARTIST DYKE SHITHEAD FIRECROTCH CRAPMUNCHER PRICK BORDER HOPPER CUNTRAG CUNT EPIDIDYMIS SCROTUM POO POO BLOWJOB DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY NIGNOG SHITTY GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS SHIT DOT HEAD BONG LAKE TITICACA CROTCH D'OH WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING INCEST FUCKFACE PEEPEE PEDOPHILIA NIGGER TITS CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FAGGOT NECROPHILIA FALUN GONG GANGBANG NIGGER PISS ARTIST BITCH LOLCAT GRINGO DOUCHE GOD DAMN ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CARPET MUNCHER SHITE CC PLZ CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT KNOBJOCKEY I AM CORNHOLIO! RAGHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BIRD SHIT LET'S SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CLUSTER FUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DARTH VADER TITTIES RAT'S COCK SHITTY NAZI ORGASM SHITE DOUCHING ASS LICKER RONNIE CORBETT JOHN ELWAY HELLFIRE LAKE TITICACA ORGASM CUNNILINGUS [Insert swear here] FUCK YOU ASSWIPE SHITE JESSE McCARTNEY GIVING HEAD WANK PECKERHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK NUGGET HELL ALEX TREBEK JACKASS PRICK SUGARTITS DOG SHIT DUMBASS COCK FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS CHAV CLUSTER FUCK DUNE COON FAGGOT MASTURBATION JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITE CUNT CLIT HELLFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS HOSER FAGGOT FUCK YOU CHIGGER CLIT BUTT PIRATE TITWANK COON HELL TITWANK ASS HORSE PENIS SHITSLINGING INBRED POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN SHITTY CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM JUNGLE BUNNY MOLDY TITS SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA BIG FOOT FLYING FUCK ASS RAGHEAD FUCKING SHAKOPEE BUTT PIRATE ARSE PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN BLUMPKIN RAPE THONG TASTER DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SON OF A BITCH BOOBS SHITPISSER HELL HOMO POMMIE SEX BUGFUCK GOBSHITE BUGGER OFF CLUSTER FUCK WANKER JENKEM RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD PEDOPHILIA CLIT I WILL END YOU! DYKE BOON D'OH CRAPMUNCHER RICK MORANIS CRAPPY VENEREAL DISEASE CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS DICK CHICKEN ASSHOLE JENKEM FUCKER ANUSCAKE BELGIUM [EXPLETIVE] BULLSHIT SCUMBUCKET FOUR-EYES BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! FUCKING D'OH DICKHEAD BUGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL SHITE CHIGGER BRITNEY PECKERHEAD BIG FOOT FUCKER CUNT FUCKFACE FUCK TITTIES FRAK EMO COON WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY POWERSHIT ASSRAMMER ASSWIPE BLISTERING BARNACLES JOHNNY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [expletive deleted] DAMN SHITBALLS DAMN CUNTBUCKET DICKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY COCKSHITTER SHAKOPEE SEMEN HELL PRICK CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMNATION MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTER FUCK NEGRO MONKEY BALLS FUCKING FUCK ASS BASTARD WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BOLLOCKS WOODPECKERSHIT PISS DUMBASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES HOMO BITCH YOU WANKER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER NAZI DAMMIT PUSSY TIBETAN BUDDHISM DOT HEAD PISS UP MY ARSE HELL TOSSER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD suck my mothers SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSHAT CUNT FUCKSTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FRIG TITMOUSE PISS OFF GENITALIA SHITCUNTING POMMIE JOHN SMILEY FACE WANKER PENISBIRD SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITTIES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE NIGGER MACACA HADJI YOU WANKER BITCH REDSKIN FUCKSTAIN TITWANK ANAL BUTT-HEAD BASTARD BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE MOTHERFUCKER JAP BOOBS SNUFF PORN PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE ASSCRACK STRAWBERRY ASS FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD PIG NIGGER SUCK MY DICK NIGGER JERK OFF CARPET MUNCHER TOWELHEAD PECKERHEAD ANAL FUCKHEAD 666 CHIGGER BIRD SHIT ANAL DIABETES TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK 666 FUCKBAG DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN SHIT SHITSLINGING LOLCAT BUGFUCK HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX WIGGER EARS OF CHRIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS CARPET MUNCHER BITCH ASS FASCIST PISS OFF TWO-INCH PENIS SACRED BASTARD FUCKING YOU WANKER DAGO COCK LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY DICK GOD DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD DUMBASS RUSTY TROMBONE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MONKEY SHIT GRIS COON FUCK YOU SHITFACE FUCKFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SAND NIGGER DONALD RUMSFELD PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER DICKLICK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DOM DeLUISE SHITHEAD CROTCH ASSCRACK HOMO DOODIE HEAD MAMA MIA COCKSHITTER BLISTERING BARNACLES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FAG REDSKIN WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? BOLLOCKS CHOAD CRAPFUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER DICKLICK SPANK THE MONKEY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANKER WIGGER FUCKER ASSFACE REDNECK DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE BIRD SHIT GOAT DICK FELCHING BEANER PORCH MONKEY PEACEFUL CHENEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWIT ARSE PRICK FELCHING JACKASS SHIT POLESMOKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FELCHING CUNTRAG LOLCAT FUCK YOU SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS OFF SOD SHITFUCKER BASTARD JACKASS SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BIGNOSE FUCKFACE BUGGER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CONDOMS BLOWJOB VAGINA SHIT NEOPETS JOHN SMILEY FACE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN HELL POTTYMOUTH PIGFUCKER [expletive deleted] COMMUNIST DILDO SPIC SHITSKIN MARGARET THATCHER PICKANINNY WHORE SHIT BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUCHING REDSKIN YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST SHITFACE FUCK YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS CHICKEN FRIES JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL FENCE JUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU PISS O CANADA BASTARD FRED PHELPS TOSSER WANKSPLAT FUCK DOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WINDOWS VISTA and with the FAGGOT and his RAPE of girraffes in which WANK while reading about SEMEN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


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