Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INBRED neurochemical FUCK disorder JESSE McCARTNEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY SANCHEZ, sudden ORGASM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ANAL or CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEARL NECKLACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIGNOG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I WILL END YOU! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HORSE PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FRITZ PISS ARTIST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPUNK utterFUCKance of socially POMMIE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITWANK television programs to address LIMEY Tourette's syndrome.

FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's is FUCKER not to be DOG SHIT confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BONER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS UP MY ARSE random BULLCRAP disorientation, culturally-SOD OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, GOD DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PENIS GOD BLESS AMERICA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BRITNEY souvenir shoppes and massive WALRUS SHIT quantities DONGSHOVER of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSFACE Polite Note to the FLYING FUCK Author:[edit]

The INJUN Tourette's HORSE SHIT Research Institute was CHICKEN FRIES founded to ASS.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLEMEN article FUCKTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BLUMPKIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance 30 CASES OF PICKLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TAFFY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DOUCHEBAG Tourrette's sufferers BONER swear. You can INBRED blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANKER TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
  • The main PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are KRAUT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BRUSH MA TEETH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee PRICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CRAPFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSMOKER school for PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PAKI sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and FUCKBAG commit SCUMBAG suicide.
  • There is no JACKASS cure, and the DOT HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKWIT tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOD DAMN perodol" which caused my entire BOOBIES body to go FUCK numb and FUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PUNANI it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a JUNGLE BUNNY tourette syndrome JIZZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the DICKWAD public view of Tourettes as a "COCKING FUCKBOROUGH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FELLATIO sorry for BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU "hi-jacking" your DICKWAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG FUCKER this that really ORGASM annoys me. I am working towards a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITPISSER, and having sex wihle making fun of a I'LL RAPE YOU horrible disorder is (not) JOHN ELWAY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER time.

Best FUCKING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PRICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply[edit]

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing KOREA LOVER right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “KENNY” Wen

P.S. IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Regards to Andrew HADJI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply[edit]

The DUMBASS bastard who wrote this article. You can PEARL NECKLACE punch him if you SCROTUM want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKLICK saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BLISTERING BARNACLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How GOD DAMN to SHITTY cure ARSEBADGERS the SHITE Tourette's JIZZ Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourette's FUCKTARD Syndrome ARSE is WIENER following WOP these FUCKING JUMP! rules FUCK in WHORE order:

  • 1: Avoid HELL immature DAMN little CUNT kids,
  • 2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within NIGGER 10 NORTH KOREAseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your EMO TIMBER NIGGER NIPPLES nor TITWANK talk,
  • 4: Tell CHRISTHUMPER yourself you TITWANK don't MARGARET THATCHER have JIGGABOO this BLUMPKIN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY SACRAMENTO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKWIT SHITE TAFFY SEX PUSSY BUNG-HOLE FUCKING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER[edit]

SEMEN CROTCH QUEEF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIENER LOGJAMMER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ANAL CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIPPLES FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FASHION BUG GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT PEDOPHILIA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKTARD SEMEN DICKHEAD MICK RECTUM RAIDER DAMN EPIDIDYMIS FUCK PENIS ASSCRACK FUCKBAG SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT suck my mothers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER MAMA MIA ASSHOLE FELCHING MARGARET THATCHER GOBSHITE FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER SACRAMENTO DICKHEAD ASSRAPING PISS NIGGER FUCKING BITCH BUTT PIRATE ARSE FUCK YOU DICKWAD CHOAD KISSER GOATSE BIBLE BASHER RUSTY TROMBONE BEANER PISSHOLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIMETHYL GLYCOL MOZILLA FIREFOX INCEST JACK OFF MASTURBATION DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBIES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT DUMBASS ANAL BALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EPIDIDYMIS FEMADOM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN ARSE FOUR-EYES JERRY BULLSHIT SHITE BITCH BUTTFUCKER TITTIES SCUMBUCKET CUNT PISS ARTIST ORGASM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK QUEEF HORSE PENIS CHOAD KISSER DAMMIT SHIT BUKKAKE PENIS ON A STICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITE HUMAN RIGHTS FRENCH TICKLER HEIL HITLER! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS ARTIST CUNT HOMO ALEX TREBEK FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNT DOUCHE MILF FUCKER ASS COMMUNIST DILDO GO HOME AND DIE PIECE OF SHIT ARSE NI CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF SCUMBAG BITCH BLOWJOB SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS PORCH MONKEY HELLFIRE SHIT COLGATE SHITTY FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! ASSWANKING FAILURE! FUCKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS BULLCRAP ALEX TREBEK BOB SAGET CHOAD ASS LICKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKHEAD BASTARD CUNNILINGUS TACO NEOPETS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS HENTAI HELLFIRE BOOBS TITWANK WANKER FUCKWIT FUCKFACE ASS SOAPY TITWANK ASSCRACK INJUN CUNTBUCKET CUNT CRAPPER SON OF A BITCH HELL PISS OFF CUNT MOLDY TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALLS CRAP FUCKING DILDO RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE WIENER PEARL NECKLACE BITCH CUNT POOPOO FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER TOWELHEAD CUNT PENIS BITCH NIGGER TITS DYKE NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITHEAD FUCK OFF ASSHOLE OH SHI– GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS YOU WANKER ANAL PEARL NECKLACE PISS WETBACK BUTTFUCKER FUCKER DAMN IT SEX BUGGER OFF CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG PUPPIES BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER DAMN WIENER FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING CUNT TRANNY CUNTRAG TAMPONS GREASER CUNTRAG NICARAGUA BUGFUCK HELL DYKE SHITFACE HELLFUCKER CLEMEN BLUMPKIN DAMN I WILL END YOU! KAFFIR SHITE ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHAT FUCKFACE CROTCH ASSHOLE DICK TITTIES GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK DICKLICK INCEST FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTIES PORCH MONKEY SPUNK JACKASS CUNTYMINTS BOON HELL FU SPANG DAMN FUCKTARD BRUSH MA TEETH HELL PEDOPHILIA HADJI CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNTRAG PISS OFF FUCKHEAD BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE AY-AY-AY SPANK THE MONKEY NORTH KOREA JERRY CUNTING ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNT LAPPER DOUCHEBAG YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHETITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITMOUSE FUCK FUCKER DAMN TITWANK FUCK MAMA MIA TURD MOCKIE PEDOPHILIA COCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA O CANADA LIMEY ASSFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS TRANNY SHITFACE JACKASS SON OF A BITCH SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG ASS CUM ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO POMMIE DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK PUSSY MOCKIE FROG CRAPPY ASSWANKING FAILURE! DONGSHOVER PISS BOOBS PEEPEE BIRD SHIT MOCKIE GOATSE FUCKFACE DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER CUNTBUCKET ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK JACKASS SEMEN NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS SHITFACE DIPSHIT CROTCH JACK OFF DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN JERRY CROTCH HONKY BONER NIGGER POLESMOKER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FUCKTARD ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING SHITHEAD BALLS SHITFACE MASTURBATION RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH CLUSTER FUCK DAGO RUSKIE I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HYPERINFLATION CUNTYMINTS SUCK A BIG DICK HITLER DAMMIT ASSWIPE TITS PUNANI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BOOBS PISS OFF BIRD SHIT RAGHEAD DAMNED TABERNACLE DOODIE HEAD SHITFACE CUNTRAG WANK DOUCHEBAG DICKWAD ASSWANKING FAILURE! CUNT CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING SHITFUCKER GANGBANG PISS ARTIST PISS OFF SPIC NIGGER DIPSHIT JACKASS CROTCH DICK SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO LIMEY TWAT WANK BLUMPKIN HENTAI GOD DAMN P'KANG DICKFACE ANAL DIABETES INBRED DAMN AUTOFELLATIO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHOOP DA WHOOP EMO PORCH MONKEY KNOBJOCKEY WALRUS SHIT ASSHAT FUCKFACE CLEMEN FUCK CUM MONKEY'S UNCLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD POLAK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOB SAGET CUNT HO FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS SHIT WOP JUSTIN BIEBER RAPE MONKEY BALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING BUTT-HOLE I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DOM DeLUISE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JUSTIN BIEBER SHUT UP, MEG! HONKY MICK FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK FUCK BULLSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE HENTAI EMO CHICKEN FRIES FRAK YOU WANKER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKWIT SHITHEAD WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DILDO FUCKFACE SHITBALLS PUSSYLICKER FUCKING PISS TWAT CLEMEN FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POLAK FRITZ SHAKOPEE GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHIGGER FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DONGSHOVER CLIT FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL GANGBANG DAGO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GYPSY GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER HO BASTARD HENTAI COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKBAG HONKY CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER TITS SHITSLINGING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS LICKER WANK CHIGGER SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG PIG SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION CUM GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE SEX OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TWISTY VAGINA HYPERINFLATION NAZI HELL SHITBALLS SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER FASHION BUG HYPERINFLATION WANK WOODPECKERSHIT SCROTUM DEVELOPERS! BITCH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ANAL BIG FOOT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAGGOT FELCHING ORGASM TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS THONG TASTER DICKLICK MOCKIE SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING COCKSMOKER DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS ASSWIPE BULLSHIT ANAL AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS CHICKEN SHIT TUBA NAZI GOD DAMN TACO VAGINA DILDO SEX DAMN BITCH YOGHURT CANNON COCK MONKEY SHIT DEVELOPERS! DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER SLOPE MARGARET THATCHER PEDOPHILIA DICKHEAD STEVE BALLMER SON OF A BITCH PRICK I WILL END YOU! JESSE McCARTNEY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! and with the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and his FUCKER of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT also[edit]

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Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


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