Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE neurochemical FUCK disorder WILLY WONKA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUKKAKE, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEX or SHITSLINGING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUNG-HOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS ARTIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GUMDROPS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING A words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MILF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially TUBA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address SEMEN Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTYMINTS Tourette's is FUCKWIT not to be SAMUEL L. JACKSON confused with FUCKING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNNILINGUS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FAG random FUCKING A disorientation, culturally-COMMUNIST DILDO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DUMBASS language, CLEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSLINGING quantities INBRED of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLSHIT Polite Note to the FROG'S FAT ASS Author:[edit]

The AOL IPs Tourette's KAFFIR Research Institute was MY ANUS IS BLEEDING founded to GO COUNT YOUR DICK.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCRATCH! GROUNDER! article GOD DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHNNY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NORTH KOREA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BOB SAGET Tourrette's sufferers SOD OFF swear. You can FUCK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible ASSCRACK thing.
  • The main DUNE COON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SMEG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TONY LA RUSSA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee BIRD SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ANAL school for NIGNOG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOB SAGET sufferers to become NEGRO manically depressed and FEWMETS commit DAMN suicide.
  • There is no PORCH MONKEY cure, and the FENCE JUMPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICK tics often have adverse CONAN O'BRIAN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHICKEN SHIT perodol" which caused my entire FUCK A DUCK body to go BELGIUM numb and DICKWAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BULLSHIT it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a HITLER tourette syndrome TWAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHE the DAMN IT public view of Tourettes as a "POLACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JACKASS SHIT sorry for SEX "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JUNGLE BUNNY this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a FRENCH TICKLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this D'OH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and having sex wihle making fun of a TWAT horrible disorder is (not) TAMPONS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best JACKASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply[edit]

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. MASTURBATION Regards to Andrew JACK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply[edit]

The EAT MY SHIT! bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMMIT punch him if you FUCK A DUCK want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITTY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FROG'S FAT ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FRENCH TICKLER to BALL SACK cure PENIS the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment FROG'S FAT ASS for QUEEF Tourette's FAGGOT Syndrome FUCK OFF is MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! following DICK TITS these NAZI rules PIECE OF SHIT in JACK OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid BUNG-HOLE immature BITCH little FUCKFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to BEANER within KNOBJOCKEY 10 SHITFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOG SHIT DAMMIT DOG SHIT nor BULLSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell GARBAGE DAY! yourself you FELLATIO don't INJUN have URINE-GARGLING this DOUCHE NAZI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLUMPKIN WITH NASTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITBALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

KAFFIR DAMN BEAVER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NI FOUR-EYES BOOBIES FELLATIO TUBA CUNT[edit]

TITWANK BELGIUM WHORE BITCH PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER DUMBASS CLUSTER FUCK ARSE SAND NIGGER BOON JACK OFF JACKASS SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS FUCK OFF ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DIPSHIT SMEG SHITFACE DAMN FUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BLUMPKIN MOCKIE DICKLICK FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] FUCKING SCUMBUCKET DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE ASSHOLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHAKOPEE POOPOO PENIS FAG SHUT UP, MEG! DOUCHING SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS CC PLZ DAMN PISS SHITE DICKHEAD SHAKOPEE NAZI PENISFUCK YID MOZILLA FIREFOX [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SHIT O KURWA! PUSSYLICKER COCK JACKASS JENKEM BASTARD SON OF A BITCH SMEG FEWMETS FUCKFACE TAFFY ASSHOLE NI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DUMBASS YID SHIT DOUCHE SHIT PIGFUCKER BITCH POTTYMOUTH JOHN ELWAY SHITCUNTING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INCEST COCKSMOKER SLOPE FUCK OFF YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH BORDER HOPPER DAMN CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD DUMBASS GOD DAMN ASSCRACK BITCH CRACKER CLEMEN SHITPISSER SNUFF PORN COCKGOBLIN ASSCRACK BLOWJOB DILDO FUCKER ASS FASCIST SHITCOCK TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMN WANK ARSE RONNIE CORBETT BUTT PIRATE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING SHIT PIGFUCKER UNICORNS YOU WANKER FUCKER DAMN FUCK OFF NIGGER SHITSLINGING HELL SUCK A BIG DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE FRIG MONKEY SHIT FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CRACKER DAMN TOWELHEAD GOAT DICK ASSWIPE ASSFACE TOTAL ARSE CUNT BULLSHIT DICKLICK ASS ALF CRAPPY JAP OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO SHIT [expletive deleted] CARPET MUNCHER DOG SHIT TWAT SHITSLINGING ASS ANAL FELLATIO BITCH DOUCHE SUITCASE PENIS POOPY CRACKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NECROPHILIA BIGNOSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH AMERICA ONLINE SHITBALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE FRITZ TWAT CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT BRITNEY HOSER DOUCHING WHORE MOCKIE WANK FUCK OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMMIT BULLSHIT SCROTUM SHITHEAD SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN DICKLICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PRICK TITS & DICKS COCKGOBLIN BITCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELLFUCKER SHITFACE DAMN NICARAGUA ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT FRENCH TICKLER JERRY NIGNOG VAGINA DICK PEDOPHILIA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIPSHIT GANGBANG CAMEL JOCKEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MONKEY BALLS JENKEM ASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SOD OFF PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! ASSHAT BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAT'S COCK PENIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCKSUCKER INBRED BULLSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WIKIPEDIA NIGNOG SHITPISSER DAMN ASSRAMMER SHITE WILLY WONKA CHOAD KISSER FUCK SHIT YOU WANKER YOU WANKER CRAPPY PEDOPHILIA JAP DIPSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK WALRUS SHIT SEMEN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CRAPPY FROG'S FAT ASS CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BELLEND GRINGO PUSSYLICKER WANK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CUNTSWILLING BUTTFUCKER HO TUBA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUITCASE PENIS BIRD SHIT WIKIPEDIA TURD CAMEL JOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE CHENEY MARGARET THATCHER FUCKER ASSWIPE BUTT-HOLE CUNT RAT'S ASS TOSSER SCROTUM WEHATEMARIO SAND NIGGER KIKE FELCHING NI AUTOFELLATIO GOOK DICKWAD DOT HEAD DAMN FUCK OFF DICKHEAD THIS IS SPARTA! DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY TIT DIRT PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER SOD FALSE BENSON WOODPECKERSHIT CROTCH PISS ARTIST DAGO TRANNY FUCKBAG CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD FELCHING FELLATIO YOUR MOM BLOWJOB BUKKAKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON ASS JACK OFF FUCKHEAD DAMN SHITFACE VENEREAL DISEASE LOGJAMMER BATHING SUIT AREA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK TAMPONS CUNT ASS NICARAGUA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GYPSY FUCK OFF COCK MARGARET THATCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER EMO PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT DICKLICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAPE ANAL WANK BASTARD BLOWJOB MOLDY TITS BIRD SHIT CUNTBUCKET CUNT BUTT PIRATE TURD SACRED BALLS FUCK OFF FRIG MOTHERFUCKER SEX GOD BLESS AMERICA BONER FUCKING DIPSHIT CUNT FUCKWIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK [expletive deleted] SHITSLINGING COCK DAMN BITCH ORGASM MACACA WHORE FUCKBAG TAFFY FUCKTARD ARSE SUCK A BIG DICK HAIL SATAN! OSTRICH MY ASS NIPPLES TOTAL FUCKING ASSRAMMER CUNTRAG FAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ANAL DIABETES PISS DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKFACE ASSHAT RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A PICKANINNY DOODIE HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCROTUM SCUMBAG TITTIES ASSCRACK DICK REDSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN DICKLICK DOG SHIT DILDO SIGMUND FREUD FUCK BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS ASSHAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING FUCK BOLLOCKS CARPET MUNCHER FOREIGN CURRENCY WETBACK JACKASS EMO OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN DAMN HOSER SOD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD ASS GANGBANG FUCKWIT DICK CHICKEN DAMN JAP FUCK DAGO SMEG BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA MONKEY BALLS HELL TONY LA RUSSA CROTCH YID CUNT NIGGER GIVING HEAD MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD GOAT DICK RECTUM RAIDER 30 CASES OF PICKLES NEOPETS ASSCRACK lowercase FEWMETS RUSKIE TWAT RAT'S COCK HOT GRITS INCEST BALLS POLESMOKER FROG JAP DOM DeLUISE ASSFACE CHICKEN FRIES HELL BULLSHIT FROG DAMN TENTACLE RAPE HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER POLESMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITCOCK JACKASS SHIT ARSEBADGERS WOP RAT'S ASS EMO GOAT DICK CUNNILINGUS ASSRAMMER BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT BIRD SHIT CONDOMS JACK OFF DICK CUNT CRAPPER GOBSHITE ON CRACK JACKASS DELICIOUS CAKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT YOUR MOM OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANKSPLAT CHUFF CAMEL FUCKER WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT NIGNOG PISS ARTIST BEANER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUGGER FIRECROTCH [Insert swear here] HELLFIRE GO HOME AND DIE PIECE OF SHIT HENTAI DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH DICK CHICKEN DOG SHIT DAMN PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE FUCK FUCKTARD NIGGER MILF TACO PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BIGNOSE PISS UP MY ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK OFF SHITE BARBRA STREISAND SEX EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHRISTHUMPER KIDDY FIDDLER CROTCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LIMEY O CANADA GOOK CHOAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON POLESMOKER YOU WANKER WANK FRITZ BANGKOK DAGO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY AMERICA ONLINE suck my mothers ASS INBRED VAGINA PISSHOLE RAGHEAD FUCKING JUMP! DAMMIT PISSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GIVING HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER PISS OFF SHITSLINGING MONKEY BALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS KAFFIR CHRISTHUMPER BITCH REDSKIN DUMBASS DICK TITS DYKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUKKAKE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the FUCKFACE and his HELL of girraffes in which MOLDY TITS while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CHICKEN SHIT also[edit]

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