Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder HOMO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSWIPE, sudden DONKEY PUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITTYWANK or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCKSUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOGHURT CANNON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITBALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTBUCKET utterFUCKance of socially BUGFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address YID Tourette's syndrome.

DICK Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be DAMN IT confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves VENEREAL DISEASE random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-CHOAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GANGBANG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MICK language, TOSSER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS CLIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNNILINGUS souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS SHIT quantities SCUMBAG of ANAL DIABETES BOOBIES garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSTUFFER Polite Note to the ASSHOLE Author:[edit]

The CUM Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was LET'S SHIT founded to PUSSY.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S COCK article COCKSUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLCRAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JUMPING JESUS!!! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POMMIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of POMMIE Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can FUCKING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TV, for always focusing on the FEWMETS bad side of a terrible JERK OFF thing.
  • The main ANAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LET'S SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAGHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HOMO knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKWIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FAGGOT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for WIKIPEDIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NEGRO sufferers to become FUCKHEAD manically depressed and CUNTSWILLING commit RAT'S ASS suicide.
  • There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the GOAT DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRIMETHINK tics often have adverse TITTYWANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FLYING FUCK perodol" which caused my entire TITS & DICKS body to go SHITCOCK numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than I'LL RAPE YOU it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a SACRAMENTO tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TESTICLE CHOKE the CUM public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL JOCKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLUSTER FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for PENIS ON A STICK "hi-jacking" your FALSE BENSON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAPE this that really PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INCEST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF A BITCH, and having sex wihle making fun of a SHITSLIDE horrible disorder is (not) SON OF A BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCROTUM time.

Best CUM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ALF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply[edit]

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BELGIUM degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Regards to Andrew DUMBASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply[edit]

The SHITSLINGING bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you HENTAI want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S ASS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BUTTFUCKER to TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE cure CUNT the COON Tourette's RAPE Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment DUMBASS for SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's NIGGER TITS Syndrome BLISTERING BARNACLES is VAGINA following DICK these EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA rules SHITHEAD in TWAT order:

  • 1: Avoid BUTTFUCKER immature YOU WANKER little BRITNEY kids,
  • 2: Count to JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST within ORGASM 10 YOU WANKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CUNTSWILLING HENTAI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST nor CRACKER talk,
  • 4: Tell PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! yourself you GANGBANG don't I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! have DAMN IT this FUCKHEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY I'LL RAPE YOU DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DIPSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

AY-AY-AY WIENER HOMO DICK BEANER SHIT SHITCOCK SHITSKIN SEMEN FUCKTARD[edit]

GENITALIA FUCK DOG SHIT BELGIUM THONG TASTER FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE CLIT SLOPE BUKKAKE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT BONER CHINK SPUNK GOATSE HOMO FUCKSTAIN HEIL HITLER! YOU WANKER LENS CRAFTERS KIKE FUCKWIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSCRACK POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAMEL FUCKER TITWANK SHITHEAD BITCH TWAT DAMN IT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HO ASS BONER CUM GO HOME AND DIE FASHION BUG ASSHOLE ASSHAT GREASER DAMN ASSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL URINE-GARGLING SHITBALLS BITCH TACO ASSCRACK POMMIE FRENCH TICKLER GOOK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] POWERSHIT WANKSPLAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSFACE FUCK PUNANI SHITPISSER CHOAD DIPSHIT ASS FAGGOT CLEVELAND STEAMER CRAP GOATSE BUGGER SHITHEAD YOUR MOM FUCKTARD RAPE DOT HEAD SHITFUCKER PRICK HAIL SATAN! CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ASS FUCKTARD WIGGER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DIPSHIT DAMN IT ASS SEX SHITTY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI LAKE TITICACA MOLDY TITS HONKY GOBSHITE MILF MILF TITTIES CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAGGY TITS BEAVER TITS & DICKS ORGASM DAMMIT BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ARSE JAP I AM CORNHOLIO! PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] STRAWBERRY ASS SHITHEAD RAGHEAD ASSHAT PIG FUCK OFF LOLLIPOPS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN LENS CRAFTERS DOUCHEBAG BITCH SEX FUCKING A SHIT FEMADOM GRASS MUD HORSE MUGABE'S MOMMA CHOAD BOOBS SHIT JACKASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFUCKFUCK CRAPPY DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER TWAT TITMOUSE HORSE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE TRANNY COCKSTUFFER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DARTH VADER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLEMEN NIGGER ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN TACO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S COCK AY-AY-AY FELCHING TITS ASSFACE CUNT BASTARD JAP DOUCHING ASS FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN CROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA WANKER FIRECROTCH AMERICA ONLINE ASSHOLE NIGGER TITS HORSE PENIS DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT PENISFUCK FIST FUCK WANKER BLOWJOB BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE SEMEN HORSE SHIT GOOK DOUCHEBAG BELLEND BUKKAKE DUNE COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOAT DICK CRACKER JACKASS SHIT SEX SAND NIGGER HELL PISSHOLE ASSWIPE TWAT MONKEY BALLS CRACKER BITCH GOD DAMMIT FOUR-EYES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK YOU ASS DAMMIT NIPPLES BITCH SIGMUND FREUD PISS ARTIST DOUCHEBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DUMBASS TWAT SIGMUND FREUD FLYING RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT MARGARET THATCHER PISS DILDO FRENCH TICKLER FELLATIO FELLATIO MALARKY ARSE DAMN IT COCKSUCKER CLUSTER FUCK INJUN BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANKSPLAT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF FUCKING A CUNT LAPPER BIRD IN THE HOUSE PEDOPHILIA RONNIE CORBETT DOT HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT WANK BASTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMNATION NI CUNT MAMA MIA SHITTY FELLATIO BOB SAGET DICKHEAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DEVELOPERS! O KURWA! BLUMPKIN HORSE SHIT ASS MACACA ASSRAPING HUEY P. NEWTON CUNTRAG YOGHURT CANNON BOOBS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOB SAGET NAZI HELL RAGHEAD CUNT SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE FRIG DOG SHIT GREASER FUCK OFF FAGGOT FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKER RAGHEAD DOUCHEBAG [EXPLETIVE] FUCKTARD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER JAP I CAN AFFORD FOOD SEX CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT SCROTUM FUCKING JUMP! FUCKSTAIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS O KURWA! PIXIES SUCK MY DICK THONG TASTER ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE SUCK MY DICK JOHNNY DICK CHICKEN PIGFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP RIGHT WING GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GUMDROPS BASTARD DIPSHIT DIPSHIT NEGRO MACACA PISSHOLE DICKFACE SHITHEAD DICKHEAD ORGASM OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSYLICKER SHITTY BITCH SHITSLINGING JERRY FELLATIO PICKANINNY DONKEY PUNCHER ASS GRINGO HONKY BUNG-HOLE GOD DAMN ALEX TREBEK HITLER MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING CHAV FROG ASSHAT WOP NICARAGUA GYPSY CUNT FUCK DAMN FAGGOT HO PENIS ON A BUN JERRY POMMIE RAT'S COCK NAZI SAGGY TITS FAGGOT CONAN O'BRIAN TITS KAFFIR FUCKTARD ASS KRAUT KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH HITLER LOLCAT SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHOAD KISSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POMMIE DUNE COON QUEEF FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! BIRD SHIT DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY CUNT [EXPLETIVE] GRAPE PENIS BIG FOOT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DAMN DAMN ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN YUKKY DOODY ANAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER ASS BOB SAGET FUCK FUCKING TITWANK MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING BLOWJOB STRAWBERRY ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! NIPPLES HORSE PENIS BIG FOOT SPIC SHIT HELL FUCKWIT REDSKIN SCUMBUCKET FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NECROPHILIA CRAP ON A STICK SCUMBAG CHINK WANKSPLAT YOGHURT CANNON PISSHOLE BELLEND BEAVER DYKE SHITSLINGING RICK MORANIS HOMO BALLS WANK SHITSLINGING BUGGER COCKSUCKER SUITCASE PENIS FUCK NUGGET TOTAL DAMNATION CUNT GENITALIA PECKERHEAD O CANADA CUNT HELL DOT HEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JENKEM BELGIUM POOPY DUMBASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CLEMEN WEHATEMARIO BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT REDNECK GANGBANG MONKEY SHIT [expletive deleted] FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BASTARD TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS NIPPLES TESTICLE CHOKE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU RAPE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JERK OFF ASSHOLE DUMBASS D'OH FUCKING JUMP! COCKSHITTER MARCH OF FLAMES SHITTY BOLLOCKS CUNTRAG ARSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MARY WHITEHOUSE BONER FUCKTARD TURD ABO YOU WANKER ASSBANDIT TITWANK TURD BONG ASS FUCK FELLATIO SHITHEAD BIGNOSE JACKASS ASSCRACK DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PENIS ON A STICK INJUN FUCK OFF JACK OFF CLEMEN HITLER TUBA DOUCHE HEIL HITLER! PICKANINNY CUNT ASSHAT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AUTOFELLATIO FRED PHELPS PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT GYPSY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO SON OF A BITCH CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! STEVE BALLMER HITLER TIT DIRT BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD HITLER BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU PICKANINNY QUEEF TOTAL NECROPHILIA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DILDO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN NAZI FRAK FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT ASSHAT INBRED HO HELL BALLS SHITSKIN PENIS ON A BUN GARBAGE DAY! TITMOUSE SUGARTITS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANKER BOLLOCKS SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH HOMO FUCK OFF FUCKING A KAFFIR JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHING BITCH BEANER BUGGER OFF BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY CUNTYMINTS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITPISSER ASSRAPING GANGBANG WIGGER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POLAK WIGGER DAMN BEANER TITS COON NIPPLES DICKFACE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHING CHONG CHINK and with the CUNT and his ASS of girraffes in which PISS OFF while reading about JACK ABRAMOFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SHITE also[edit]

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