Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCK YOU comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BASTARD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BLISTERING BARNACLES neurochemical FUCK disorder YOUR MOM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIRD SHIT, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DARTH VADER or COCKSTUFFER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GREASER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may STEVE BALLMER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MONKEY SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PAKI TACO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COON utterFUCKance of socially CHOAD KISSER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first REBECCA BLACK television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHAT Tourette's is FUCKING not to be BOOBS confused with WOP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DIPSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER random VENEREAL DISEASE disorientation, culturally-GOAT DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YOUR MOM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EAT MY SHIT! language, CHAV and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD HEIL HITLER! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRAK souvenir shoppes and massive MOCKIE quantities CHOAD of ANAL DIABETES HOMO garbage.

Darnit.

A CC PLZ Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:[edit]

The ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Research Institute was BEAVER founded to SON OF A BITCH.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have REBECCA BLACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA article JUMPING JESUS!!! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of KAFFIR Tourrette's sufferers EXTRA LONG PENIS swear. You can 1984 blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TV, for always focusing on the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
  • The main GOD DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee O CANADA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is YID no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SON OF A BITCH school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage REDNECK sufferers to become DIRTY SANCHEZ manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit FUCKING A suicide.
  • There is no POLACK cure, and the HORSE SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DILDO tics often have adverse PEDOPHILIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIECE OF SHIT perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go BASTARD numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNNILINGUS it is without the GOD DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS tourette syndrome ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT the GOD DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALLS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK TITS sorry for IN SACREMENT "hi-jacking" your MONKEY'S UNCLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INJUN this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a ALEX TREBEK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, and having sex wihle making fun of a FUCK OFF horrible disorder is (not) CRAP ON A STICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTSWILLING time.

Best I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply[edit]

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your AAAAAAAAA! capitalist society KENNY.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. BALL SACK Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply[edit]

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FROG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLUSTER FUCK to ARSE cure BONG the BITCH Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment [Insert silly non-swear here] for DAMN Tourette's TITS Syndrome BALL SACK is ABO following FUCKHEAD these ANUSCAKE rules ANUSCAKE in RAT'S ASS order:

  • 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature JUNGLE BUNNY little CROTCH kids,
  • 2: Count to THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE within IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 10 LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your LAKE TITICACA [expletive deleted] DICKFACE nor CUNT talk,
  • 4: Tell HEIL HITLER! yourself you BULLSHIT don't DUMBASS have FRITZ this FUCKHEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOUTUBE, BITCH WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

O CANADA CONDOMS '"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000C0-QINU`"'SHIT'"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000C2-QINU`"' KRAUT NICARAGUA JACK OFF COCK HONKY KIKE REBECCA BLACK[edit]

BRUSH MA TEETH I RAPE WALRUSES! LET'S SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN TWO-INCH PENIS ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH ASSRAPING SCUMBAG ABO SHITFUCKER BASTARD HELL PRICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK BITCH ASS LICKER BRITNEY WARNER MUSIC GROUP EUROIPODS CHIGGER SHITBALLS FUCK OFF CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT RAPE BONG CAMEL JOCKEY ORGASM HOMO ASS TACO BALL SACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS OFF SHIT DICK DEMOCRACY BULLCRAP JACK ABRAMOFF DONKEY DICK LAKE TITICACA DOM DeLUISE ASS MOLDY TITS FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKFACE PAKI PAKI FUCK DAGO FUCK YOU CUNT POLACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK YOU GENITALIA RONNIE CORBETT ASSWIPE COCKSTUFFER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKWIT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SCUMBAG FUCKING DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE INVISIBLE! GOOK ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO CUNNILINGUS PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ANAL BALLS BOOBIES FRITZ ANUSCAKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LET'S SHIT BLUE PENIS! WANK DOUCHE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DOG SHIT COCKSHITTER YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER JACKASS PENISBIRD PUSSY WANK BEAVER BONG SHITTY SHIT NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS CUNT DIPSHIT CHIGGER BUGFUCK DOT HEAD TWISTY VAGINA FUCK SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU SUCK BALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALLS PISS ARTIST JACKASS BULLSHIT MILF SHIT YOU WANKER ARSE FEMADOM FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S ASS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH FRED PHELPS POLESMOKER [Insert swear here] SHITFACE ASSCRACK VAGINA HOMO DONGSHOVER WOODPECKERSHIT BUGGER SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS SEX AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS FAG REBECCA BLACK COLGATE GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT DOUCHETITS HORSE SHIT FUCKING JACKASS HOMO MOZILLA FIREFOX CHINK ALEX TREBEK FUCK NUGGET JACKASS NIGGER SHITHEAD RAGHEAD BASTARD BITCH DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSCRACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHAV VAGINA DAMN FIST FUCK JOHNNY COCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BONER [EXPLETIVE] ASS FASCIST POMMIE CRAP PISS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE DONGSHOVER FEWMETS JUNGLE BUNNY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BEAVER GOD DAMN YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT LIMEY PUSSY HOT GRITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! PENIS ON A BUN INCEST FLYING RAT'S ASS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BELLEND MICK COON FRIG ASSHOLE ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT QUEEF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMMIT ARSE SOD OFF SHITTY COCKGOBLIN STRAWBERRY ASS MOLDY TITS YID JOHN ELWAY COLGATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WOODPECKERSHIT COON AUTOFELLATIO TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SOD CHING CHONG CHINK SHITTY HELL FRED PHELPS CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKHEAD [Insert swear here] SEMEN BANGKOK CHICKEN SHIT POTTYMOUTH ASSHOLE SCUMBAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TENTACLE RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ HONKY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PENISFUCK POLESMOKER RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER WANKER ASSHOLE FUCK YOU ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKWIT SHITPISSER FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES WOODPECKERSHIT GANGBANG DUNE COON CUNT YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH TITTIES FUCKER JACKASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITTIES CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANKSPLAT JAP MILF GRINGO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR TITTYWANK [EXPLETIVE] WILLY WONKA PRICK SHITFUCKER PENIS FUCKER BOOBS INJUN COCKSHITTER WANK TITTYWANK BOB SAGET SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKBAG SPANK THE MONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING FUCK ASS PISS GOD BLESS AMERICA BLOWJOB JIGGABOO FUCK YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE HATE HATE HAT BRITNEY ASS WIENER HELLFUCKER BIG FOOT BELLEND ASS BANGKOK FUCKHEAD BITCH DUMBASS JACK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE WIKIPEDIA PENISBIRD GENITALIA FUCKHEAD HORSE PENIS CUNT BUTT-HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS REDSKIN STRAWBERRY ASS CHIGGER CUM RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! PISS CUNT RONNIE CORBETT GENITALIA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHIT YID CUM DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NEGRO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE FUCKSTAIN HELL BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LIMEY WHITE POWER CUM FUCKBAG TOWELHEAD TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUMBASS QUEEF FUCKHEAD TOTAL SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA DONKEY DICK DICKFACE NAZI LOGJAMMER MILF FROG POMMIE DILDO KRAUT ARSE FUCKTARD ASSHAT JACK OFF JERK OFF ASS ASS RAT'S COCK ASSRAPING DUMBASS DAMN IT SHITSLINGING ARSE SOD BITCH INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COON DICK I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY ARSE DOG FUCKER CUNT PISS ARTIST LIMEY DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO CRAPFUCKER PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT HELL CHRISTHUMPER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BASTARD SHITE JAP CARPET MUNCHER TWO-INCH PENIS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG PISS TITS DICKHEAD PRICK HOMO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MASTURBATION WIGGER CHOAD HADJI GOAT DICK BITCH FUCK DAMN BONG DOM DeLUISE I RAPE WALRUSES! HEIL HITLER! HELL MACACA WIENER CLIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT POMMIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK PECKERHEAD FLYING FUCK SUCK MY DICK CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT DAMN DICKHEAD SPUNK COCKSMOKER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HELL HOMO GANGBANG DICK TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS COON BEANER TITTIES DAMN ASSHAT FUCK YOU MICK I WILL END YOU! HELLFIRE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TURD FUCK YOU CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE SHITFACE JACK OFF RAT'S COCK YOUR MOM DICK CHICKEN NIPPLES SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT CUNT SPIC CHICKEN SHIT BEANER SON OF A BITCH SEMEN SHITSKIN ABO GENITALIA PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WOODPECKERSHIT DICKFACE YOU WANKER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION FUCKTARD COCK PUPPIES THONG TASTER SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE COCK CHING CHONG CHINK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITCUNTING FAG SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK COCK MASTURBATION YOUR MOM GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITFACE CTHULHU FHTAGN COCK BLUMPKIN SOD BALLS PISS SHIT GO HOME AND DIE SHIT ASSWIPE FUCK SHITFUCKER JERK OFF SCROTUM HELL VAGINA BUTTFUCKER FELCHMONKEY KRAUT SUCK MY COCK TAMPON IN MY ASS COLGATE WANKSPLAT FUCK DAMN DICKFACE BUGGER OFF LIMEY BASTARD SHITFACE SHIT SEX PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT MOLDY TITS WOMEN'S RIGHTS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SUITCASE PENIS NICARAGUA DICK IN A BOX DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS NAZI NAZI D'OH FLYING FUCK FUCK ASSWIPE CLUSTER FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA ASS TWAT FUCK ORGASM LIMEY DIMETHYL GLYCOL BALLS PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN TWAT DAMN IT SHIT SUCK MY COCK PENISFUCK DAGO NI MOZILLA FIREFOX Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAGHEAD and with the UNICORNS and his JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE of girraffes in which CLIT while reading about MASTICATION FOR THE NATION!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DICK IN A BOX also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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