Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SCRATCH! GROUNDER! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ASSWIPE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFACE, sudden NIPPLES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD or HELL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TIMBER NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHAKOPEE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MALARKY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HADJI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PRICK utterFUCKance of socially FAGGOT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address NEGRO Tourette's syndrome.

COON Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be BOB SAGET confused with All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACK OFF random PENIS ON A STICK disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! language, JESSE McCARTNEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKLICK CANNED QUOTE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKSTAIN souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFACE quantities DUMBASS of ANAL DIABETES NIPPLES garbage.

Darnit.

A INCEST Polite Note to the WINDOWS VISTA Author:[edit]

The DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's SHITFACE Research Institute was ORGASM founded to PENIS.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YID article SHITFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TACO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKWIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FELLATIO Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKLICK TV, for always focusing on the POLAK bad side of a terrible TITS & DICKS thing.
  • The main BLOWJOB symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INCEST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BIRD SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee ORGASM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSHAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHOOP DA WHOOP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFACE school for ABO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOOBIES sufferers to become TOTAL manically depressed and [Insert silly non-swear here] commit TWAT suicide.
  • There is no ASSCRACK cure, and the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS tics often have adverse THONG TASTER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTTFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire JIZZ body to go FELCHING numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FROG'S FAT ASS it is without the BELLEND drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the ASSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "MALARKY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I RAPE WALRUSES! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE sorry for CHIGGER "hi-jacking" your I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! annoys me. I am working towards a TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHETITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOLDY TITS, and having sex wihle making fun of a PUNANI horrible disorder is (not) MONKEY BALLS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best PEDOPHILIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUGHNUT PUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply[edit]

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CULT OF THE DEAD COW byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew BUKKAKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply[edit]

The DICKLICK bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PENIS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DONKEY PUNCHER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS to DICKHEAD cure FUCKTARD the CROTCH Tourette's TITS Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment RADIO FREE LUNCH for BLOWJOB Tourette's TWAT Syndrome BIRD IN THE HOUSE is WANK following NECROPHILIA these CLEVELAND STEAMER rules SPICY CUNT FUCK in MONKEY BALLS order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITHEAD immature CLUSTER FUCK little FAGGOT kids,
  • 2: Count to DICKFACE within PRICK 10 BLOWJOBseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A JIGGABOO PIGFUCKER nor HADJI talk,
  • 4: Tell BUNG-HOLE yourself you FLYING FUCK don't DOUCHEBAG have FUCK this NIGGER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MARCH OF FLAMES WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE FRED PHELPS PISS CUNNILINGUS FELLATIO BALL SACK FUCKHEAD FRITZ DONGSHOVER[edit]

WALRUS SHIT SHIT RAT'S ASS NIGNOG GENITALIA POOPY JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHING TITWANK HAPPINESS FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS CUNT HONKY FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY FAGGOT FUCKING FUCKHEAD MILF ASSFACE HONKY POOPOO DOUCHE ARSE HOMO GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER HELL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICKHEAD FELCHING SHUT UP, MEG! WALRUS SHIT PEEPEE GOD DAMN MALARKY FUCKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENIS DOODIE HEAD DAMMIT WETBACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TENTACLE RAPE PENISFUCK SHITFACE ASSHAT EXTRA LONG PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT CARPET MUNCHER TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL SHIT SOD OFF DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA PAKI ASS HORSE SHIT MOCKIE SOD OFF MALL SANTA BUGGER GO HOME AND DIE JACK ABRAMOFF PISS COLGATE ALEX TREBEK MINORITIES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGGER GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK HADJI SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA CUNT WIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FEMADOM PISS OFF HADJI FUCK GENITALIA TAMPONS SHIT RAGHEAD SAND NIGGER SHITTY GANGBANG SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BONER YOU WANKER DICKLICK BITCH FELCHING REBECCA BLACK INJUN ANUSCAKE KIKE MICK SUCK MY DICK BENSON SUCKS BITCH HO YUKKY DOODY D'OH FLYING RAT'S ASS HAIL SATAN! HORSE PENIS ASSHAT DIPSHIT YOU WANKER DOUCHING WANKSPLAT CUNT FUCKING GIVING HEAD ARSEBADGERS ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOOBIES BUGGER OFF SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCKHEAD GOATSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HO TIT SPRINKLES WANKER TAMPONS COCK WIKIPEDIA ORGASM DAMN IT HELL TITS EPIDIDYMIS POWERSHIT FUCKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TIMBER NIGGER SCUMBAG CHENEY DOUCHETITS ASSHAT DIPSHIT POWERSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKSUCKER GRAPE PENIS TRANNY WHORE JUMPING JESUS!!! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER POLAK CLIT HELLFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT FUCKTARD ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY HELLFUCKER GYPSY ASSFACE TOWELHEAD INCEST ASSWIPE EPIDIDYMIS CUM ASS TITTIES BUTT PIRATE FROG'S FAT ASS TITS SHITE RUSKIE DAMN PAKI DIMETHYL GLYCOL SMEG SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER ASS LICKER HO DEVELOPERS! WETBACK PEEPEE JIZZ NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INCEST CRAP SEX DONKEY DICK CHOAD ASSCRACK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! QUEEF DOUCHE PENIS JAP WIENER CUNT BASTARD WANK TOWELHEAD CRACKER JACKASS SHIT TOSSER BITCH NORTH KOREA HADJI WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHING ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD SCROTUM HOSER PISS ASS PISSHOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCUMBUCKET FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK GOAT DICK FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHE NAZI HELL BULLSHIT TWAT FOUR-EYES CHIGGER INBRED WANKSPLAT FROG DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER WANKER GREASER JACKASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOCKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMMIT FUCKER CUNNILINGUS TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS CUNT TITS BIGNOSE COON NIGGER FUCK YOU TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMMIT BITCH DUMBASS JIZZ HO PEDOPHILIA GRINGO FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKER PISS ARTIST ARSE CAMEL FUCKER PRICK ASS GIVING HEAD POOPOO WANK FUCKER CROTCH [Insert swear here] QUEEF BOOBS GOAT DICK ASS FASCIST DONKEY DICK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH SHITE FUCK BEAVER FUCK ASSWIPE O CANADA DAMNATION ABO MALARKY FUCK GENITALIA ASSHOLE CLIT CRAPFUCKER CUNTYMINTS ARSE HOMO FUCK TWAT GO HOME AND DIE ASSRAPING TAMPONS BALL SACK FUCKER GOD DAMN BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER TITS LIMEY FRED PHELPS FENCE JUMPER SHIT CUNNILINGUS COCK CHINK BLOWJOB FUCKFACE ASS SHITSLINGING GANGBANG BONER ASS FUCK OFF SOD DICK IN A BOX PRICK PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK NI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKHEAD TURD WANKER INCEST DICKWAD HELL CUNT CUNTYMINTS [EXPLETIVE] ASSCRACK REBECCA BLACK FAGGOT BALLS CHING CHONG CHINK ABO POLESMOKER FUCK OFF HONKY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMN DICKWAD TITMOUSE CHIGGER ANUSCAKE FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE FELCHING ASS DOG FUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKING A FUCKFACE BRITNEY FUCKFACE MONKEY BALLS WANK CUNTSWILLING HAPPINESS BOOBS GOOK STRAWBERRY ASS NIGGER TITS & DICKS BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS HOSER BASTARD MALARKY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JUNGLE BUNNY TITWANK ASSWIPE CHING CHONG CHINK DUMBASS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FLYING FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ABO DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHENEY HELL LIMEY WANK ASSFACE DAMMIT SEX CUNT CLUSTER FUCK WIENER ASSHAT FRENCH TICKLER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! [Insert stupid word you just made up here] WHORE JERRY SHAKOPEE HENTAI WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER ASS DOUCHEBAG PUSSYLICKER BIGNOSE HELL GOD DAMMIT POLAK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK BASTARD DIPSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACKASS ASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHITBALLS NECROPHILIA PUSSY ASSHOLE DICKFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GANGBANG TWAT ASS CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE GRIS KNOBJOCKEY PISS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT BULLSHIT BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE WIENER FROG BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF CHICKEN FRIES SHITTY BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER YOU WANKER CUNT WINDOWS VISTA TURD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA CUNTBUCKET ASSWIPE HOMO DICKWAD BUGGER OFF MACACA BUNG-HOLE DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT GRAPE PENIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE ARSE FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE NI ASSHOLE BITCH FUCK DOUCHEBAG GOATSE DAMN GOD DAMN RUSKIE PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER ABO PRICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS NAZI HORSE SHIT HELL SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FROG SHITE ASS FASCIST COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRACKER JACKASS SHIT SAND NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING NECROPHILIA DAMN DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH NIGGER SHITFUCKER SHIT FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER NAZI TITTIES WANK KIKE INBRED FRIG HELL FUCKFACE SHITTY TITTIES O KURWA! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG'S FAT ASS CRACKER NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK KRAUT FELLATIO CUNT BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL ASS CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FLYING FUCK CUNT SHIT DAMN IT TWAT ALF TURD SCROTUM FUCKING SNUFF PORN CHINK SEMEN WANKER MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWAT ON CRACK I'LL RAPE YOU DOT HEAD REDNECK BONER SHIT URINE-GARGLING CUNTRAG WILLY WONKA CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING ASSHAT FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKING I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS ARTIST ROSIE O'DONNELL FU SPANG BOOBS NAZI MILF CUNT ARSE DAGO CONDOMS JAP SUGARTITS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER and with the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL and his WANK of girraffes in which JACKASS SHIT while reading about pen0r!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DICKFACE also[edit]

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Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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