Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SOD comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKTARD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING RAT'S ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder WIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid YOGHURT CANNON, sudden DICKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS UP MY ARSE or BULLSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLOWJOB in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JOHN SMILEY FACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POMMIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK CHICKEN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SPUNK PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS television programs to address PISS Tourette's syndrome.

SEX Tourette's is ASS not to be SUITCASE PENIS confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VENEREAL DISEASE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random HOT GRITS disorientation, culturally-ALEX TREBEK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITCUNTING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BATMAN & ROBIN language, JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places THONG TASTER SPUNK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky VENEREAL DISEASE souvenir shoppes and massive SHITBALLS quantities GOATSE of ANAL DIABETES TAMPON IN MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the PRICK Author:[edit]

The I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's PISS Research Institute was PIGFUCKER founded to SEX.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BONER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POLACK article AY-AY-AY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MILF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMNATION.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DYKE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can TACO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the NIGGER bad side of a terrible SHITTING DICK NIPPLES thing.
  • The main POLESMOKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTT PIRATE knee DUMBASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FELCHING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUNG-HOLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD school for SHITTY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become JERK OFF manically depressed and REDSKIN commit GOD DAMN suicide.
  • There is no SONNY BILL WILLIAMS cure, and the GOD DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the BEANER tics often have adverse FRITZ side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACKASS perodol" which caused my entire WOP body to go HELL numb and RECTUM RAIDER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELLATIO it is without the RIGHT WING drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome FUCK A DUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMNED TABERNACLE the JERRY public view of Tourettes as a "SPUNK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ABO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLIT sorry for SCRATCH! GROUNDER! "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a NAZI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and having sex wihle making fun of a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS horrible disorder is (not) FLUFFY CLOUD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA time.

Best CHOAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply[edit]

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PORTUGAL in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. BELLEND Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply[edit]

The ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK punch him if you REBECCA BLACK want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AMERICA ONLINE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FEWMETS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DUMBASS to DUNE COON cure ANAL the FLYING FUCK Tourette's BITCH Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourette's CARPET MUNCHER Syndrome BASTARD is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS following PISS UP MY ARSE these BLOWJOB rules DOUCHETITS in I RAPE WALRUSES! order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITFUCKER immature SHUT UP, MEG! little WALRUS SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to RAPE within HOMO 10 SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DICK KNOBJOCKEY DARTH VADER nor ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell SAND NIGGER yourself you DAMN IT don't TOSSER have BELGIUM this LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY CRACKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

RAPE LET'S SHIT BITCH PEARL NECKLACE BONG RECTUM RAIDER 666 FUCKHEAD TRANNY WANK[edit]

ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE MOCKIE SEMEN PISS OFF FU SPANG FAGGOT BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITS GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELLATIO COON [expletive deleted] CRAPMUNCHER SHIT FRAK FUCK YOU DICKFACE YOU NORTH KOREA LET'S SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RAT'S COCK TITTYWANK YOU WANKER DAMMIT ABO DUMBASS DAMMIT INJUN HELL BASTARD suck my mothers SHITCOCK INJUN FUCKTARD SPUNK FUCKWIT DAMN GOATSE DAGO ASSHAT HORSE PENIS EPIDIDYMIS SHITSKIN FRIG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE BASTARD JACK OFF SCUMBAG FUCK OFF NIGGER FENCE JUMPER PISS FUCKING A BOOBS DARTH VADER FEWMETS SHAKOPEE REDNECK BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER JIZZ SHIT DICK SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BIG FOOT FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT SMEG JACKASS SHIT SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN TWAT DICK PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT PISS UP MY ARSE CHIGGER PIGFUCKER SHITHEAD WOP FUCK HENTAI DOUCHING CUNT TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER SHIT DAMN IT PUSSYLICKER NIGGER TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PENIS FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT FUCKER BENSON SUCKS JUNGLE BUNNY INCEST ASSWIPE JACK OFF BITCH WANKSPLAT SCROTUM POMMIE JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK PISS TOTAL FUCKING JUMP! FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN TITTIES ASSCRACK PEEPEE HELL BULLSHIT YOU WANKER SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S COCK FUCK TITTIES DAMMIT GO HOME AND DIE BITCH CUNT CRAPPER SHITFUCKER PRICK FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH MICK PAKI BEANER SHITHEAD FUCKBAG WIENER FENCE JUMPER SHITFACE FRITZ WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH SEX GARBAGE DAY! HOSER FROG'S FAT ASS FOUR-EYES CUNT WINDOWS VISTA BUGGER ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN LIMEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK YOGHURT CANNON FUCK OFF WIENER FUCKING A BASTARD NIGGER FU SPANG RAT'S COCK SHITTY JACKASS ASS TOTAL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELL CRAP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHOAD SHITTY GOD DAMN ASS BRITNEY HOMO EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITHEAD TWAT PISS OFF ASS ASSHOLE DICKHEAD PENIS POO POO BLOWJOB DICKLICK DONKEY PUNCHER ANUSCAKE SEX CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SON OF A BITCH JIGGABOO TWAT BLUE PENIS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI FUCKWIT PISS OFF CHALICE DARTH VADER HELL ASSFACE DICKFACE ELECTION IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKER VAGINA PENISPENISPENIS!!! I DID IT FOR THE LULZ AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER SHITE PUNANI FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT RUSKIE O CANADA BASTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAT'S ASS CUM WIKIPEDIA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT RAPE RAT'S ASS BELGIUM NEGRO YOGHURT CANNON SHITFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANK JACK ABRAMOFF FREEDOM OF SPEECH FUCKING HELL NIGGER ABO DAMNATION FELCHING CRAP TIT DIRT FUCKTARD KRAUT HELL KNOBJOCKEY SHITSLINGING JACKASS PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNTSWILLING DAMMIT FUCKING GREASER GOATSE CRAPMUNCHER BITCH DUMBASS DAMN COON WALRUS SHIT DICKLICK ANUSCAKE [EXPLETIVE] GOBSHITE JAP SHUT UP, MEG! DICK TITS TOWELHEAD GREASER FLYING RAT'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FRED PHELPS GOD DAMMIT DAMN BALLS CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YOU BOOBS SAGGY TITS FUCK CUNTSWILLING RAPE SEX DAGO WANKSPLAT CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A SHITTY FUCKFACE JERK OFF CUNTRAG SHITFACE MARCH OF FLAMES 666 BLOWJOB PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN WEHATEMARIO SHIT ANAL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE BARBRA STREISAND PUSSY RAT'S COCK TITTIES NECROPHILIA WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT [EXPLETIVE] ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH TITS SHIT NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS NEOPETS BOB SAGET FUCK CUNTYMINTS INJUN CUNTING ASSCRACK HITLER DICK WANK SCROTUM CLIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MILF FUCKWIT BITCH GIVING HEAD GREASER DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK FENCE JUMPER JERK OFF CHENEY CRAPPY SHITTY EMO BARBRA STREISAND DICK MOCKIE TITMOUSE FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH BONG YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER INBRED D'OH HELL CHOAD KISSER WANK DIPSHIT PEACEFUL DOM DeLUISE DILDO EAT MY SHIT! NEGRO BRITNEY WANKSPLAT DICKWAD FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT DEVELOPERS! COCKSTUFFER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS DIPSHIT SHITBALLS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD PISS UP MY ARSE DOG FUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK DAMMIT QUEEF FENCE JUMPER GANGBANG ASSHAT BIGNOSE SHITE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN SEX COCKSHITTER AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS YOU WANKER FRED PHELPS RUSKIE FUCK YOU ASSCRACK BONER WIGGER CTHULHU FHTAGN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANK SHIT BOLLOCKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK JERK OFF EPIDIDYMIS PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS PEARL NECKLACE GOATSE FUCK NUGGET TAMPONS TESTICLE CHOKE YOUR MOM SHITHEAD FIRECROTCH WANK pen0r SHITSLINGING FUCK COON PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA FRENCH TICKLER HOMO COMMUNIST DILDO NECROPHILIA JAP RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER COCK DARTH VADER CLEMEN RAT'S ASS SHITE SHITCOCK COCKSUCKER INVISIBLE! BITCH FUCKER POMMIE CHRISTHUMPER ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH KAFFIR GOBSHITE BALLS WANKER FUCKWIT DICKHEAD CHOAD BASTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS FEWMETS LAKE TITICACA DAMNATION LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FELCHMONKEY FENCE JUMPER DICK IN A BOX SPANK THE MONKEY BELGIUM JOHN ELWAY D'OH RONNIE CORBETT CUNTRAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RAT'S COCK DICKFACE PENISFUCK DUNE COON FELLATIO DAMN NORTH KOREA DOUCHE BALLS MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS STRAWBERRY ASS DOUCHING CLIT FUCKTARD GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS SCUMBAG CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S COCK JESSE McCARTNEY BUTT PIRATE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN CRAP BITCH GENITALIA OSTRICH MY ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHING CHONG CHINK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING A FUCK OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES PUSSY DIPSHIT COLGATE OSTRICH MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTRAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIKIPEDIA WANK YOU WANKER GRINGO BUNG-HOLE FUCKING COCKSUCKER SOD CHRISTHUMPER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSHOLE FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DUMBASS PUNANI DAGO NIGGER TITS PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST BITCH FUCKWIT MALL SANTA WIENER THONG TASTER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER BULLCRAP BLOWJOB ARSEBADGERS JACKASS ASSHAT SEMEN TURD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFUCKER PUNANI CRAPMUNCHER FOREIGN CURRENCY WIENER CUNT BEAVER JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN FUCK OFF CHAV CUNT FAG CUNT DOODIE HEAD SHITE FUCK FUCK YOU KRAUT KIKE [expletive deleted] JACKASS JIZZ VENEREAL DISEASE MILF FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER {{USERNAME}} DICKHEAD PRICK CONDOMS JACK OFF ASS FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT TIMBER NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TWAT and with the BEANER and his ALEX TREBEK of girraffes in which LICK PUSSY while reading about MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GIVING HEAD also[edit]

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