Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SONNY BILL WILLIAMS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MARGARET THATCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder D'OH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEMEN, sudden MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GREASER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOM DeLUISE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MILF utterFUCKance of socially SOD OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I WILL END YOU! television programs to address ROMANIA Tourette's syndrome.

WIENER Tourette's is CUNT not to be FELCHING confused with FENCE JUMPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BULLSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CARPET MUNCHER random EXTRA LONG PENIS disorientation, culturally-PUNANI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local REBECCA BLACK language, FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK BUKKAKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLIT souvenir shoppes and massive ARSEBADGERS quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A ABO Polite Note to the JACK OFF Author:[edit]

The SUCK MY COCK Tourette's GRINGO Research Institute was FLYING FUCK founded to TOWELHEAD.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOBSHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article CHIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I AM CORNHOLIO! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MALARKY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GIVING HEAD Tourrette's sufferers NIGGER swear. You can SON OF A BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FAG TV, for always focusing on the JOHNNY bad side of a terrible BORDER HOPPER thing.
  • The main FRENCH TICKLER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHRISTHUMPER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUGARTITS knee KIKE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is MARGARET THATCHER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GIVING HEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! school for INBRED something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TRANNY sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and TAMPONS commit I AM CORNHOLIO! suicide.
  • There is no GOD DAMN cure, and the SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the MONKEY SHIT tics often have adverse JENKEM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna pen0r perodol" which caused my entire NAZI body to go CRAP numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than MONKEY SHIT it is without the BONER drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT-FOR-BRAINS tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMEL FUCKER the TAMPONS public view of Tourettes as a "TITTYWANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am AMERICA ONLINE sorry for BORDER HOPPER "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGNOG this that really SUCK MY COCK annoys me. I am working towards a POMMIE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY SANCHEZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MARY WHITEHOUSE, and having sex wihle making fun of a PENIS ON A BUN horrible disorder is (not) HORSE SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMMIT time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SEMPRINI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply[edit]

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply[edit]

The BUGFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFACE punch him if you GOOK want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my ALF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How URINE-GARGLING to ASS FASCIST cure LET'S SHIT the FIRECROTCH Tourette's MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourette's WOP Syndrome PISS UP MY ARSE is PAKI following MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE these SHIT rules PENIS in DOT HEAD order:

  • 1: Avoid PISS OFF MY ASS immature WANKSPLAT little BUTT-HOLE kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITE within I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY RAT'S ASS nor HI, BILLY MAYS HERE talk,
  • 4: Tell COLGATE yourself you NIGGER don't SHIT have BASTARD this JACK OFF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAGO WITH NASTY POMMIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN IT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DILDO I WILL END YOU! FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNTBUCKET CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SUITCASE PENIS BUGGER OFF[edit]

NIPPLES CHOAD NIGGER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES JACKASS PISS THONG TASTER FUCKING A TITTYWANK DIPSHIT BALLS MICK JIGGABOO LET'S SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON ANAL TITMOUSE FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG CLIT FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT MOSES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BULLCRAP CUNT CHRIS CHAN DILDO COCK 666 DICKHEAD HELL PRICK PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE WANK DAMN GENITALIA HONKY ASS CRAPMUNCHER COCKSTUFFER JACKASS POLACK FAG CHICKEN FRIES PORCUPINE'S BALLS FELCHING DARTH VADER LAKE TITICACA POMMIE SHITTY CONDOMS COLGATE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITFUCKER SHITFACE ASSWANKING FAILURE! INBRED SUGARTITS CLIT GOD DAMN TITS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS KIDDY FIDDLER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JACKASS HELL INCEST ASSCRACK NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FROG PENISBIRD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PAKI DAMN SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WETBACK RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD TURD ORGASM CLIT DOUCHE NAZI YOGHURT CANNON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BULLSHIT FAGGOT TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD KIKE BORDER HOPPER WINDOWS VISTA KRAUT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PEEPEE TWISTY VAGINA PRICK POLACK ASSHAT POLAK FAGGOT PIGFUCKER DICK IN A BOX YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL BITCH WANK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSFACE FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BRUSH MA TEETH OSTRICH MY ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT BELLEND DOUCHE LET'S SHIT HELLFIRE CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT BITCH NIGGER WOP SHITCUNTING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK RAINBOWS FELCHING INJUN POOPY DAMMIT ASSHAT ANAL DIABETES FLYING FUCK HELLFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCKING CLEMEN PISS FUCKWIT ASSHAT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S COCK GOAT DICK DAMN PORCH MONKEY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK POLACK DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT SEX CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ORGASM FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY BEANER CUNTSWILLING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOT HEAD PASTURE LET'S SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS PORCH MONKEY CONDOMS CLEMEN FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DYKE ASSHOLE BBBBBBBBB! BUGGER GREASER CUNTBUCKET MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NEGRO CHOAD PISS BULLCRAP DAMN DAMN IT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN INBRED RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ POMMIE TITS & DICKS DICKHEAD PECKERHEAD DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK LET'S SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WHORE CUNNILINGUS JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH FUCKWIT HELL DUMBASS GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT HENTAI BALLS FUCK ASSHOLE CUNT CUNNILINGUS BASTARD SHITBALLS JAP ASSHAT CHINK SHIT CUNT ASS PISS ARTIST FUDGEPACKER EAT MY SHIT! JERRY TURD PEDOPHILIA CONDOMS JACK OFF BRUSH MA TEETH YOU WANKER CRAPPY [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER ASSHOLE DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG BATHING SUIT AREA DOM DeLUISE ASSCRACK FAG JAP BELLEND SPUNK LICK PUSSY ARSE PAKI RAGHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY BALL SACK DAMN HELL SEX FUCKER SUITCASE PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS HORSE PENIS GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING ALF BITCH NIPPLES ASSHAT BOON PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHOAD ASSHOLE INBRED SHIT DILDO FUCKTARD ASSCRACK SMEG HO BASTARD WANK ARSE SHITCOCK NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK KITTENS BUTT-HOLE YID BUNG-HOLE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE SHITTY SON OF A BITCH OH SHI– CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING JUMP! INBRED LOGJAMMER RUSKIE SHITSLINGING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE [expletive deleted] BIRD SHIT DICKFACE SIGMUND FREUD CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK BOB SAGET DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING A SOD RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITFUCKER CRAPPY FUCKTARD DAMNATION SHIT DAMN IT FUCKFACE BASTARD RONNIE CORBETT [Insert silly non-swear here] pen0r GOOK BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN HOT GRITS PIG DAMN BIGNOSE PUSSY YOU WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES COMMUNIST DILDO GOD DAMMIT CRAP BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKING SMEG ORGASM JERK OFF TACO ASSCRACK BALL SACK FELLATIO SHITCUNTING HOLY DUMB FUCK CHIGGER FUCKING POTTYMOUTH FAG GO HOME AND DIE CHICKEN FRIES CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS GANGBANG DAMN INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSWIPE FUCK DIPSHIT KRAUT DOUCHETITS NIGNOG MASTURBATION GIVING HEAD JIGGABOO REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY BENSON SUCKS CHINK OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY DICK TURD BOB SAGET ASS SHIT DIPSHIT BITCH NEGRO BEANER VENEREAL DISEASE 666 NORTH KOREA ASSFACE JENKEM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JAP JOHN ELWAY TIMBER NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE HORSE SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSHOLE SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK SEMEN FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE WIGGER STEVE BALLMER FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES BITCH WALRUS SHIT HITLER CLUSTER FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD ASS JACKASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MILF CHOAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PRICK POLESMOKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAPE GOD DAMN ASS BULLCRAP BITCH ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CC PLZ ORGASM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS INBRED PUNANI SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DICKFACE ASSHAT TWAT EPIDIDYMIS FUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE PISS OFF SHIT BITCH SHITTY FUCK YOU CUNT LAPPER BASTARD CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING A WANK WOP HELL DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN BUGGER BITCH PEARL NECKLACE PISS ARTIST SPIC FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST JAP CUNT LAPPER BITCH TONY LA RUSSA LIMEY FUCK SHITSKIN CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHIGGER ASS CUNT WANK JAP CLIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MARY WHITEHOUSE HORSE PENIS BIBLE BASHER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GRINGO FELLATIO ARSE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink QUEEF ASS SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK CUNT BEANER CROTCH PISS TOSSER NIPPLES DRAMA SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER SHITCUNTING TITS POMMIE DICKFACE CUNTRAG CHINK JACKASS FUCK YOU HEIL HITLER! NIGGER NAZI HORSE SHIT ABO DOUCHE CHING CHONG CHINK BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION FUCKING A SHIT LIMEY RUSTY TROMBONE PENIS HELL ASSCRACK DICK TITS ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT ASSFACE ASSFACE WANK ASSWIPE WANK MAMA MIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FELCHING PISS ARTIST PISS OFF MY ASS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT FUCKING GANGBANG FELCHING REDSKIN BITCH COON FELCHMONKEY CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT URINE-GARGLING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOM DeLUISE DICK HENTAI CUNT WIKIPEDIA COCKSMOKER DICK TIMBER NIGGER VAGINA REDEEMING VALUE JIGGABOO BASTARD FUCKBAG THONG TASTER JOHNNY DAGO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKTARD and with the FEWMETS and his URINE-GARGLING of girraffes in which MICK while reading about KIKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SCUMBAG also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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