Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder DILDO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden JACKASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISSHOLE or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANKSPLAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANKSPLAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA O CANADA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEMEN utterFUCKance of socially RAPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address RAPE Tourette's syndrome.

NECROPHILIA Tourette's is ARSE not to be COCKING FUCKBOROUGH confused with FUCKTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HONKY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS random BRITNEY disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENISBIRD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, DELICIOUS CAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKSTAIN souvenir shoppes and massive CONDOMS quantities BALL SACK of ANAL DIABETES CRAP garbage.

Darnit.

A BARBRA STREISAND Polite Note to the PIG Author:[edit]

The pen0r Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was NAZI founded to CARPET MUNCHER.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOG SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK article POO POO BLOWJOB funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPIC changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RUSTY TROMBONE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAGHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of QUEEF Tourrette's sufferers NIGGER swear. You can SUCK A BIG DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIENER TV, for always focusing on the INJUN bad side of a terrible ANAL thing.
  • The main DILDO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DUMBASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POLAK knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SAND NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUNG-HOLE school for CUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING sufferers to become BUGGER manically depressed and I'LL RAPE YOU commit CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON suicide.
  • There is no KNOBJOCKEY cure, and the PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the WARNER MUSIC GROUP tics often have adverse FUCKSTAIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIENER perodol" which caused my entire HORSE SHIT body to go SEX numb and TURD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOOBIES it is without the WETBACK drug.

I am an active member of a MACACA tourette syndrome SEMPRINI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YID the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "GARBAGE DAY! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WANK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGGER sorry for DOUCHEBAG "hi-jacking" your CRAPFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUM this that really FUCKING A annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WHORE, and having sex wihle making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) HENTAI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TOSSER time.

Best BOOBS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply[edit]

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. FUCK YOU Regards to Andrew FUCKING A Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply[edit]

The DOG SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKFACE punch him if you PICKANINNY want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BONER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DONKEY PUNCHER to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cure SHITFUCKER the TITS & DICKS Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment BUTT-FOR-BRAINS for TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome BULLCRAP is JACKASS SHIT following SHITSKIN these FELCHING rules BOB SAGET in SHITFACE order:

  • 1: Avoid ARSE immature EMO little CUNNILINGUS kids,
  • 2: Count to COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK within SPUNK 10 COCKSMOKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSCRACK VAGINA PISS OFF nor EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA talk,
  • 4: Tell JOHN SMILEY FACE yourself you CLUSTER FUCK don't FIST FUCK have BLOWJOB this PIGFUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ANAL DIABETES WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN JENKEM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT[edit]

SHIT SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER TITMOUSE POLACK FUCK SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER ROMANIA FUCKING A ASS CUNT BELLEND FLYING FUCK RICK MORANIS MOSES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TOSSER DOUCHETITS ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO JAP PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS COON ASSCRACK ASSHOLE CRAP ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BONER NECROPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS HELLFUCKER NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT YOGHURT CANNON TITS CHINK ASSHAT TITWANK DICK CHICKEN CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BITCH FELCHMONKEY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PENIS BUGGER SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST POLESMOKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK SHITFUCKER MICK JACK ABRAMOFF BITCH SPUNK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS CONAN O'BRIAN DICKWAD FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES DONALD RUMSFELD BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS BOON SHIT PUSSYLICKER SHITFACE CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HOMO MACACA ASSFACE WANKSPLAT FUCKING A HELL BUTTFUCKER WIENER PIECE OF SHIT ASS BRITNEY ASSHAT LENS CRAFTERS COCK THIS IS SPARTA! COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BITCH FELLATIO TACO CRAPPY SLOPE CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHITSLINGING PAKI BUGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE BEANER SCUMBUCKET RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE HELL BUTT-HOLE ADMINS ARE GAY BITCH ASSHAT SHITSLINGING BOOBIES SHITCOCK PISS BONER DICKWAD WIENER BONG ASS LICKER BLUMPKIN FASHION BUG I RAPE WALRUSES! RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD PUSSYLICKER GOD BLESS AMERICA COCK SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMMIT INBRED BIRD IN THE HOUSE KIKE PRICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JIZZ FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN SHITE HELL SHITHEAD BASTARD COCKSUCKER 666 SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN SLOPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKTARD GINGERBREAD SHITCOCK TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER BEANER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK TITTIES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOM DeLUISE THONG TASTER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RECTUM RAIDER CUNTYMINTS CLIT ARSE VAGINA PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY DICK HELL GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE CUM BALLS RECTUM RAIDER MARGARET THATCHER JOHNNY MASTURBATION EMO CUNT SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF DOUCHETITS TRANNY ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHE NAZI SOD OFF NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL O CANADA FUCKER SHITCOCK WHORE WETBACK BANGKOK CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE BENCH PRESS NICARAGUA CUNT BEANER DICK CHICKEN FUCKER FROG HOMO RONNIE CORBETT VENEREAL DISEASE PEEPEE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK LENS CRAFTERS FUCK OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS FAG FUCK SHIT BONER BUGGER SEX BALLS MARGARET THATCHER DAMN FUCKWIT FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL TITTYWANK PUSSY BUTT-HOLE BOOBS PASTURE DYKE FUCK NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMMIT BLOWJOB SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOYCOTT VIACOM! FOREIGN CURRENCY DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF SEX FAGGOT SHITPISSER FLYING FUCK POMMIE COCKSMOKER POWERSHIT TITWANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK O CANADA BUGGER OFF [Insert swear here] KITTENS PUSSY DAMN DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER CUNT TITTIES ORGASM BUTTFUCKER BITCH COLGATE VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHE SHITHEAD FUCK CHIGGER FUCKER FUCKER TWAT TITWANK GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS GYPSY DAMN SHITSLINGING DICK PUSSY PORCH MONKEY HIGH WAGES CUNTBUCKET PUSSY FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SNUFF PORN PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SCROTUM DAMN IT INCEST SHIT RONNIE CORBETT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! COCKSUCKER BIRD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY GRASS MUD HORSE CONDOMS ANUSCAKE MASTURBATION OLD CHRIST OF A SEX ASSCRACK PRICK JOHNNY DICK YOU WANKER FLAMING ASS BADGER 666 DELICIOUS CAKE BOLLOCKS PISSHOLE FAGGOT POMMIE FUCK DAMN IT BEAVER BUGFUCK DOUCHE ASS FAGGOT JACKASS FUCK GENITALIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL MASTURBATION PORTUGAL TOWELHEAD LET'S SHIT SHITSLINGING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT SHIT HELL RICK MORANIS HENTAI SPUNK ASS suck my mothers ASSFACE DICKHEAD TITWANK CROTCH CUNTING ASSCRACK INBRED CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY BONER SHITFACE FUCKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY FIST FUCK DOG SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL FUCKTARD ASSBANDIT FLYING FUCK O CANADA HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CRAPPY SHIT TRANNY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE TITWANK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH FUCKFACE CLIT FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING REBECCA BLACK INCEST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK ANAL SHIT LIKE A HORSE LOGJAMMER CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE CHENEY TOSSER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN TITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS OFF ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS HOMO RUSTY TROMBONE EMO SPIC SCUMBAG ASS SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS TACO LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING JUMP! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE BELLEND VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE CUNT FLYING FUCK MAMA MIA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH SHITCOCK FUCKING CUNT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! VAGINA PRICK SWIMMING POOL WANK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY BITCH DAMN FUCKHEAD ASS ASS DICKLICK CRAPFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS ASS RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VAGINA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLCRAP SON OF A BITCH FELCHING FUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICK HEIL HITLER! BULLSHIT FUCKTARD I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN VAGINA CRAP TITTIES BOB SAGET INJUN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK POLACK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FROG MONKEY SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN POOPY JAP SHITFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST ORGASM FUCKTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFUCKER CUM FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER FUCKFACE ASS FALSE BENSON COMMUNION WAFER ASSHOLE DAMN COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN SHITFACE SPANK THE MONKEY CRAP ON A STICK DICKFACE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COLGATE 666 DIPSHIT MALARKY GOATSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SNUFF PORN BULLSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AUTOFELLATIO ARSE BITCH SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT CANNED QUOTE ASS RECTUM RAIDER HEIL HITLER! SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX NIPPLES PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD DICK RECTUM RAIDER NIGNOG BULLSHIT BASTARD JACKASS YOU WANKER GOD DAMN SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST PISS GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD GOOK GOATSE PISS FUCKTARD CHOAD BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFUCKER GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO SHITE HELL SHITSKIN DAMN ASSHAT HITLER HELL FRIG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TOWELHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LAKE TITICACA I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SHIT FUCK SACRAMENTO FELLATIO BOB SAGET [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MASTURBATION JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK DIPSHIT GOOK SUGARTITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WHORE SEX BRITNEY CHOAD DOUCHETITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SOD OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the DICK TITS and his BASTARD of girraffes in which RAT'S COCK while reading about SHITSLINGING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See MONKEY'S UNCLE also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


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