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Tradition, also known as "pointless shit we do", is basically a set of movements, events or thoughts that are related to a certain shitty holiday such as Christmas or Annual Porn Awareness Day. Traditions are generally practiced by the mainstream brainwashed mass. For instance, the 4th of July isn't the actual day of Independence for The USA, since they are still in fact ruled by the Viking overlord Sven-Göran Eriksson. This of course means that all traditions are hollow, repetative things, unneccessary for life quality or to win the Secret war on the letter R.