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When something is traffic, it is extraordinarily good. The term is used as an intensifier.

The most wondrous things that one can encounter in human society are the lights. Everyone calls them traffic lights.

Traffic jam is extraordinarily good jam - the best traffic jam is made in Auckland, New Zealand.

Drugs are the one of the greatest things; "traffic" is slang for selling them. The Man is constantly trying to suppress these