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“If you're giving a "woman" a reach-around, you're probably doing something wrong.”

~ Scott the Tranny on anatomy

“In Soviet Russia, women rape YOU!!”

~ Unknown Russian on Russian view of Transvestites

“Dude looks like a lady!”

~ Steven Tyler on Transvestites

“He most certainly is!”

~ Morgan Freeman on Your Gradeschool Principal

“Fatty's can find love with them, ask Dillby”

~ Corey Beutish on Transvestites

“Like a woman, but they can throw straight and theyve more to hide under their kilt.”

~ Unknown Scot on Scottish view of Transvestites

“I'm just a Sweet Transvestite, from Transexual Transylvania!”

~ Dr.Frankenfurter on himself

Origin of the term[edit]

A transvestite is a geological formation, similar to a stalegtite, which resembles a vest. A less common usage of the word denotes a mad bastard who is sexually attracted to his mum. Though the concept of wearing the clothing of the opposite gender had long been practiced by the English (for the theatre) and the Scottish (for daily life), as a term transvestite originated from the person called Tranvestus.


Shalika, who happens to be a big fat hippo transvestite herself. Hence why the the phrase, "Sha-li-ka, more than meets the eye" came into play.

There really is more than meets the eye.
Ohhh...the pain. Why? WHY?!

After arriving on Earth some of their camp became obsessed with the 'pretty' human women and began wearing skimpy vests and mincing about in an extremely clumsy manner (a trait later made famous by their banished former leader Ellen DeGeneres).The term thus springs from a merger of the words trans (as in transformer), vest (as in the article of clothing), and ite (as in a social climber).Occasionally, a Transvestite is known as a "Trap." This usage can be traced back to Admiral Ackbar's Feb 29 1997 declaration of "It's a Trap!"

Transvestitism traits[edit]

Some transvestites are very convincing

According to the Bureau of Utter Bullshit 0.1% of the Ohio population are transvestites. However, it is worth noting that the reasons for an individuals draw to this state can vary immensely. The following are the most commonly cited reasons given:

Being a transvestite is a one way ticket to hell. And it's gross, I mean, can't you be happy with your gender? Kill a transvestite if you see one. Despite public opinion there are no direct links between transvestitism and homosexuality. However, obvious links exist between transvestitism and communismRonald Reagan said so.

Confirmed transvestites[edit]

Hollywood’s famous leading lady Nick Nolte
This guy just has to be a transvestite

Famous Transvestites[edit]

Suspected transvestites[edit]

Individuals with a disturbing attraction to transvestites[edit]

  • Bill Clinton: to be fair, he is attracted to anything with a pulse
  • Lord Byron: predisposed to females pretending to be males

Individuals exempt from transvestitism[edit]

Some people, for one reason or another, are categorically unable to pass as a transvestite:

Action Transvestites[edit]

See Also[edit]