Tribunal

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Tribunal.

Tribunal, or otherwise known as Tribal Dishwashing Liquid, was originally created by a small group in South Africa to keep their plates clean. Now it is a well known brand and is known to "make your dish's Tribal Happy!"

Ingredients[edit]

The well known brand, Tribunal, is made from the following "organic" ingredients:

  • Fresh herbs and spices(mostly marijuana)
  • Rocket Fuel
  • Toad juice
  • Flea repellent
  • Organic Gases
  • Aged Battery Acid
 "If it's aged, it's antique! That means it's worth more!" - Oscar Wilde, corporate 
 spokesperson for Tribunal
  • Formaldehyde
  • Chicken Flavouring
  • Radioactive mining waste (courtesy North Korean Government)


As you can see, with everyone contributing their finest ingredients it doesn't only smell wonderful but it is safe and edible around children. (Not guaranteed)

The Other type of Tribunal[edit]

Believe it or not, there is a less noticeable type of Tribunal. This one is not a product but a technique to keep old men happy. It consists of several aged men sitting around complaining about people who did something wrong. Most tribunals, especially those involving sporting events, are completely useless and are really just big day cares for old men that couldn't afford Nursing Homes. However one useful Tribunal remains, known by those in the know as "Evil OverLords Tribunal," but officially known as "The Official Evil OverLords Tribunal."