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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Tricycle. Here is a tricycle prior to guestimation.

Tricycles and Their Relationship to Rutabegas[edit]

Tricycles are fearsome, although not completely unattractive creatures who stomp around and destroy cities. They can be defeated only through the use of rutabagas. But not all rutabegas - only rutabegas that have had their genetic code resequenced so that they taste like orange Skittles and can read minds. And not just rutabega minds (Jesus, how boring would that be?), but animal minds, such as those of a kitten, or a human, or a cockatrice.


The tricycle is related to the more docile bicycle and quadbike, and the mentally deficient unicycle. They're like cousins, or something, not parents, although you never know what kind of hanky-panky goes on in the animal kingdom. They don't read the Bible, so naturally, they sin all the time.

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