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The United States of America take great pride in there TV shows or movies.

What to look out for if you think you are watching something America.

All the British die why America survives (such as in The Day after Tomorrow)

All the russian's die why America survives (such as in The Day after Tomorrow)

Everyone dies why America survive (such as in The Day after Tomorrow)

America saves the world while everyone dies (such as in Independence day)

The first person to die is either black or British.

If any of these may appear press your off button as fast as possible.