Twista

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Still shots from twista's debut album
Twistaallupindismuthafuckalikeabackdraft
Slinginrhymesthatmakeacheetalooklikeadeadcat
Mouthisfasterthanthespeedofsound
Stillinguinnessasthefastestrapperwholeworldround.

EarlyLife[edit]

Uptoschooleverydaynobodycarethathedontreallywannago
Notcarinboutmathjustwannabustoutwiththatmadlyricalflow
Spittinrhymeswithaquicknesstalkinfasterthananyoneelsecanthink
Lipscatchinfireagaindunkthatboysheadinthebathroomsink.

RapCareer[edit]

Workinmickeydsisabitchandahalfyo
Punkbitchestaketoolongwontjusttaketheirfoodandgo
Tellthemanageritalktoofastagain
Illrapinyourlivingroomandspitalloveryourden.

PresidentialCareer[edit]

Smokinbudsippinsudsintheovaloffice
Munchinchickensteakfriesandfivepoundsofcrawfish
Firedmyspeechwriterstheycantrhymeworthapileofshit
Stateoftheunioniseverybodyandtheymamagonnagetlit

RecordDeals[edit]

motherfuckasettrendznlethisendsstackfromtheflototheceilin
Infinite45housemerginsplerginandcountthesemillions
Niggazfeelingshurtcuzwedidlockthegame
SewinupallboxofcainesfromyoungaG
cuzIDsllkeepsomepocketchange
AnditsstrangehowsaniggaIwhohiswayin

Seealso[edit]