Two Weeks

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Two weeks is the length of time a contractor will give to a customer as an estimate for any project more complicated than installing 4 replacement windows. Satirised by the movie "The Money Pit", it's truly the mantra of the modern construction industry.

During the two weeks, enough time is build in to take on five or six other jobs, thereby allowing the contractor to drive a Lotus Esprit.