Uglo-Americans are Americans whose ancestors passed on to them the unique heritage of unity with the ugly tree, or who were beaten with a branch, or ugly stick, as children. (Ha, beating children.) In recent years, this minority ethinic group has organized into a major political force.
Uglo-American activists protest against the mass discrimination against Uglo-Americans that takes place in the workplace and elsewhere. This activism is sometimes labeled extreme, because it often involves going out in public while ugly.
The NAAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Aesthetically Challenged People) is a major Uglo-American political activism group.
- Hillary Clinton
- Rush Limbaugh
- John Kerry
- William Shatner (Technically an Uglo-Canadian)
- Jerry Lewis
- Oprah Winfrey
- Cindy Sheehan
- Condoleezza Rice
- The League of Extraordinary Grandmas
- Aunt Ruth
- David Letterman
- Paris Hilton
Almost everyone you will ever come in contact with.