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Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope03:27, 19 December 2013
Lindsay Lohan creamed in Liz Taylor portrayal01:12, 10 December 2012
Population of men who identify as gay up nearly 200% in month following leak of Snooki nudes06:33, 3 October 2012
Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths06:24, 3 October 2012
Man suspects that his die is broken05:03, 2 October 2012
Leave Britney Alone supporter a complete fuck-up02:17, 10 September 2012
Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park09:13, 5 June 2012
X-Factors Diana Vickers is a puppet09:08, 5 June 2012
Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films08:53, 5 June 2012
Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'08:52, 5 June 2012
Ryan Murphy disses Beady Eye08:51, 5 June 2012
Floating Mountains Disappear! Newcomers Arrested!08:03, 5 June 2012
Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood07:37, 5 June 2012
Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show07:36, 5 June 2012
Usher booed off stage07:30, 5 June 2012
Trump hires O'Donnell07:28, 5 June 2012
Update: UnNews journalist threatened07:28, 5 June 2012
Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism07:26, 5 June 2012
Writers' strike expands to the interweb07:26, 5 June 2012
The Wedding Bride out on DVD07:13, 5 June 2012
Real American housewives make for TV gold06:54, 5 June 2012
Mel Gibson, victim or villain?06:39, 5 June 2012
Mel Gibson to decide 'soon' on who to insult next06:39, 5 June 2012
Mel Gibson at heart of government conspiracy06:39, 5 June 2012
McMahon fires Trump, dies06:39, 5 June 2012
Kirk Cameron warns 1980s entertainers of impending death: "You're next, Michael Gross!"06:10, 5 June 2012
New Study Finds 78% of Americans are unhappy with television size06:04, 5 June 2012
Natalie Merchant inducted into Muzak Hall of Fame06:03, 5 June 2012
Gundam experiences midlife crisis06:01, 5 June 2012
Grim Reaper Karl Malden drops dead06:00, 5 June 2012
Clintons deny Bill had sex with Michael Jackson05:47, 5 June 2012
Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’05:47, 5 June 2012
Heath Ledger Wins Golden Globe, Thousands of 'Dying To Win' Puns Made05:29, 5 June 2012
Famous person does something05:28, 5 June 2012
Berlusconi urges Italy to turn off the TV05:24, 5 June 2012
"Ipswich Ripper - The Musical" outrages the media05:04, 5 June 2012
YouTube changes aspect ratio to 2.35:1, users pissed05:01, 5 June 2012
Stanley McChrystal gets surprising new gig04:54, 5 June 2012
Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player04:44, 5 June 2012
Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity04:35, 5 June 2012