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Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up21:08, 2 October 2015
Local boy helps team win championship game03:36, 19 December 2013
Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company05:03, 10 December 2012
Boxer Camacho dead at 5001:15, 10 December 2012
Lance Armstrong: My Moped Shame02:34, 18 October 2012
USA Men's Olympic Fencing Team Disqualified06:40, 3 October 2012
Soccer warlord 'not to face trial' in The Hague06:39, 3 October 2012
Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt06:35, 3 October 2012
Olympics undermine the doping spirit06:32, 3 October 2012
Man finally figures out how to brag about table tennis skills06:31, 3 October 2012
Americans unhappy with Olympic television coverage06:22, 3 October 2012
Uncharismatic cyclist wins Tour de France in boring fashion09:27, 2 October 2012
Gina the No-Headed Gymnast Olympic Ready04:22, 20 September 2012
"I have his stripey ass in a sling":Pippi Longstocking celebrates her divorce from fallen golf hero Tigger Woods08:59, 17 September 2012
Tigger Woods claims he loves golf more than sex02:36, 10 September 2012
Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die03:21, 30 August 2012
Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies06:12, 28 August 2012
2010 FIFA Middle Earth Cup soon to begin04:01, 19 June 2012
Vatican to field a football team in religious World Cup09:13, 5 June 2012
Tom Cruise to sign for Real Madrid09:08, 5 June 2012
Suicidal surfer sues sea09:03, 5 June 2012
Scientists predict Diego Maradona will erupt before the end of the World Cup08:54, 5 June 2012
Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked08:54, 5 June 2012
Paul the Octopus retires from retiring08:54, 5 June 2012
Open season on sad clowns begins08:54, 5 June 2012
Mavericks prove that basketball teams need 5 players08:34, 5 June 2012
My bracket is busted08:28, 5 June 2012
New Waterford residents prepare for Glory Hole Classic08:27, 5 June 2012
Joe Torre found to have rare anti-smile disease08:16, 5 June 2012
Dolphins achieve near imperfection with no effort08:08, 5 June 2012
F.C. Blatter win the FIFA Crony Cup again08:04, 5 June 2012
English excuse for not winning the 2010 football World Cup is revealed08:04, 5 June 2012
England's fallen football stars seek asylum08:04, 5 June 2012
England players "feared for their lives" over wildly spinning ball08:03, 5 June 2012
German mollusc to join Match of the Day pundit team08:03, 5 June 2012
Exhumed drummer's corpse "rocks" half time show08:03, 5 June 2012
Endurance swimmer fails at her life's goal, again08:03, 5 June 2012
French team face guillotine if they fail in World Cup08:03, 5 June 2012
Fresh air hits Beijing - thousands collapse08:03, 5 June 2012
Aguilera flubs National Anthem07:41, 5 June 2012

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