UnNews:19 May 2008
- Harry Potter won't go to Iraq, and Ministry of Magic is divided by the decision
- Hilary Clinton to have a cameo in Napoleon Dynamite II: The Search For Joan Rivers' Implants
- Something happens in Primary race
- Spanish Book Recall (They're Made in China)
- New missing mass theory raises other questions
- Man Enjoys Strip Club, Vows to Return
- Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"
- Prostitute Union Formed
- Man confuses AIDS and Aides.