UnNews:21 June 2007
- The Stock Market Crashed
- Paris Hilton adopts finger painting
- Ex-fire chief objects to being butt of successor's "joke"
- Travelers boycott Hilton Hotel chain
- Man misses flight
- Israel brokers peace between Hamas and Fatah
- Universe ends: God blames Microsoft while NBC sues.
- Beatings and riots aim to improve drivers' ability to not run over Black children.