UnNews:5 July 2007
- Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women
- Sochi announced as 2014 Winter Olymics host, many confused
- 6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research
- Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!
- Street star lands ITV chat / gay porn show
- Pet turtle runs away, child heartbroken; investigators actively seeking missing reptile
- Country-wide Terrorist Attack Goes Unnoticed by Millions of Blindingly Patriotic Americans