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BUTTCRACK, LOUISIANA-Britney Spears; Mother, Wife, Village Bicycle gave birth to long-awaited baby only to find baby has decrepit exoskeleton along with red eyes and a voice like Ethel Merman. In a 1992 survey from Princeton University, 1 in 4 Pop Diva Doucherags give birth to demon babies. Britney Spears was unavailable for comment. Princeton Ethics Professor/Posession Enthusiast Dr. John M. Fogerty is quoted saying, "The act of creating a demon baby can from several sources. Whether the XX chromosome accepts a XY Chromosome from a direct demon, the XX chromosome receives the seed from multiple partners (at least 3,446,219 partners including Wilt Chamberlains), or sleeping with anyone while watching "Pootie Tang".