UnNews:Did FOX NEWS cover up Dick Cheney's gay side?

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21 January 2010

Dick Cheney is gay?

WASHINGTON DC -- A source inside Fox News has told UnNews that early in the first George W. Bush presidency, executives at Fox quashed all rumors and references to the possible gayness of then vice-president Dick Cheney.

As the reader can see in this clip, obtained from sources of the lowest caliber, someone inside the network had set up footage of Cheney being outed by Donald Rumsfeld, with whom he was allegedly having a flaming hot affair. It was only the intervention of Republican allies at Fox, who pulled the story, mopped up all witnesses, and destroyed documentation, that prevented a massive political disaster.

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