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[[Category:{{subst:9}} {{subst:August}} {{subst:2008}}|F.B.I warns numbers surronding 7]]

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  • "[ Seven ate Nine]". [[wikipedia:|]], August 9, 2008

The F.B.i has recently warned all of the numbers surronding seven after seven ate nine at around 9:30 last night. "I'm sure that it was a complete mistake" said 77, "surly 7 wouldn't eat 9". Just a few hours later 8 was put on witness protection and some people believe that 8 was involved in this terrible crime. "I heard soft screaming" said 0. but -1 and 2 said that he's lying. If you see 7 make sure 8 is not with him.

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