UnNews:History will look kindly upon me
28 January 2010
CRAWFORD, Texas -- President and kitten eater George Bush Junior has been working on a memoir of his 8 tedious years in office, seemingly to counter his reputation as a vapid, dim-witted oaf with alcohol dependency issues and daddy problems.
Retired Commander-in-chief George W. Bush sat with UnNews correspondent Micheal Phelps this morning to discuss his upcoming book, "I Will Be Fondly Remembered", due out in bookstores January 30, 2010.
- Phelps "Mr, President, in light of your colossal failures as president and commander in chief, why do you feel that in 100 years, readers will find you to have been effective, if not, superlative?"
- Bush "Heh heh, well... I gotta go make dookie!"
So much for that.